...can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."
* "Alright Cartman, what's so important that you had to pull us away from lighting cow crap on fire?" [[Kyle]]
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...us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that little fruity club for scrambling his brains."
* "Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off." [[Cartman]]
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...takes the court, the strain on his new knees will squash Garrison's former balls.
* "The first thing I'm going to do is slice your balls." [[Dr. Biber]]
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"Tell everyone in the past for us, that no one single answer . . . is ever the answer."
...p me from freezing myself, and I will get on my knees and I will suck your balls." [[Cartman]]
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...et to his house. Jefferson tries to cheer him up by playing a game of "got your nose," but when Blanket takes a turn, he actually does pull off his father'
...e can't act like a kid himself. He seems to absorb the lesson and vows to give up his money and live a normal life with his son. Since Jefferson's now ju
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Oprah invites Towelie back, allegedly to give his side of the story. But when he returns to the show (no longer in "huma
* "I have come up with a shocking discovery that is going to rock the balls and ass of the literary world." [[Geraldo Rivera]]
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...may be long and filled with woe / But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told." [[Lemmiwinks]]' Theme Song
...tom foolery in my classroom children! Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball in your mouth." [[Mr. Garrison]]
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* "If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir." [[Cartman]]
...rica, and in America if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back!" [[Stan]]
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...only to find her dolled up, happily partying to Justin Timberlake's "Rock Your Body" with the rest of the girls.
* "Now, Marjorine, that's not very lady-like. Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the sniz just like any woman, but we
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Stanley "Stan" Marsh has always been your comparatively average all-American fourth grader... who happens to live in
...if assisted by [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] at the pedals, and the ability to give abortions, which he subsequently taught some mountain lion cubs, according
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*"Nya nya nya nya NYAAAA nya! I made you eat your par-ents! Nya nya nya nya NYAAAA nya!" ([[Scott Tenorman Must Die]])
*"Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet." ([[Scott Tenorman Must Die]])
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...throw me in jail for the rest of my life but I AM NEVER going to suck your balls! EVER!"
*"Does poo go to heaven?" ([[Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls]])
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