Got a Nut

Got A Nut

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Season	s27
Episode	e02
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	2702
Original Air Date	2025-08-06

Episode Chronology

• Previous
  Sermon on the ‘Mount
• Next
  TBA

Official Description

When Mr. Mackay loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.

Memorable Quotes

• "What? ...Whatever guys. Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong." - (Clyde)
• "YEAH SCREW YOU, FAT ASS!" - (Kyle)
• "Hey I'm just tryin' to make my nut, man." - (Clyde)
• "Power Christian Principal, yes." - (PC Principal)
• "What about my Nut?" - (Mr. Mackey)
• "You can't trust Jews, white people are the underprivileged and women belong at home." - (Clyde)
• "THAT'S MY SHTICK!" - (Cartman)
• "I had no idea my nut was that big" - (Mr. Mackey)
• "Say- Say what now?" - (Mr. Mackey)
• "Uh, Hey Clyde! Um, you said nothing good ever came from the Jews. But if that's true, why are Bagels so yummy?" - (Butters)
• "A woman is a LADY friend, who... you know, gives ya kisses... " - (Butters)
• "Women have it good America just like black people do. Black people have EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM"- (Clyde)
• "I am sick of people stealing my SHTICK!" - (Cartman)
• "So you can SHUT UP BEBE You just hate America and you love abortions." - (Cartman)
• "Uh well... you see I got a nut." - (Mr. Mackey)
• "Oh she seems nice, Mkay. Very pretty." - (Mr. Mackey)
• "Mmmkay!" - ([[Mr. Mackey]
• "Yeah I'm fine, mom. I'm just in here masterdebating." - (Cartman)
• "I'm masterdebating to these young college girls." - (Cartman)
• "That's very naughty, Eric, stop it." - (Liane Cartman)
• "Let's take these Bad Hombres down!" - (Kristi Noem)
• "Ohhhhh God, mkay..." - (Mr. Mackey)
• "I gotta make my Nut" - (Mr. Mackey)
• "Another day doing what's tough!" - (Kristi Noem)
• "Oh THIS is bad, mkay" - (Mr. Mackey)
• "If it's brown, it goes down." - (Kristi Noem)
• "No more brownies in heaven!" - (Kristi Noem)
• "YOU ALL STOLE MY SHTICK! " - (Cartman)
• "Let's see how that nut's lookin'!" - (Benny the Banker)
• "You see as you make more money, your nut actually gets BIGGER." - (Benny the Banker)
• "Relax! Take a load off!" - (Trump)
• "Heyyyyyyyy Satan!" - (Trump)
• "I just wanna go, this place is gross." - (Satan)
• "Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan's asshole, boss?" - (Vance)
• "Ay come on! Relax guy!" - (Trump)
• "I'm a God Damn counselor, that is what I am" - (Mr. Mackey)

Characters

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Locations

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Season 27

e1 Sermon on the 'Mount

e2 Got A Nut