Guinea Pig On A Stick

Guinea Pig On A Stick

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Season	s29
Episode	e04
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	2904
Original Air Date	2026-28-10

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Official Description

When South America’s beef becomes highly prized and sought after, the four boys fight to keep it in local hands.

Memorable Quotes

• "Sloppy Joe-ohs! It's Sloppy Joes!" - Cartman
• "I fuckin' hate South America so much you guys." - Cartman
• "Nobody cares about Italian brain rot anymore, dad! That's so last year!" - Stan
• "God dammit we don't want GUINEA PIG ON A FUCKING STICK!!!!" - Cartman
• "Hey dudes!" - Randy
• "Alright, Goonies, this is the place!" - Randy
• "Dude, Stan why does your dad keep talking about Gooning?" - Cartman
• "Haha, good one, Chunk!" - Randy
• "You call me Chunk again I'll kick you in the nuts" - Cartman
• "The cows get beer?" - Randy
• "Hell yeah we'll go to VIP!" - Randy
• "Do you have any idea how much school sucks? Our lunchtime is ALL WE HAVE." - Cartman
• "What're ya doin' Chunk? We can't just GIVE UP." - Randy
• "We still have each other. And GOONIES never say die." - Randy
• "LIT-TLE RANDY! LIT-TLE RANDY!" - Butters
• "And if there's one thing all Americans love. It's a bullshit cowboy." - Narrator
• "Holy shit." - Stan
• "Dude, that game looks fuckin' TITS." - Cartman
• "Yeah it's just a battle over who's more patriotic." - Randy

Characters

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Herbert Garrison

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Eric Cartman

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Kyle Broflovski

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Tolkien Black

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Stan Marsh

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Butters Stotch

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Little Randy

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Cattle Rancher

Character Debuts

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Cafeteria Worker

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Mrs. Chris Ruth

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South America Cattle Ranch Rancher

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Rich Beef Purchasers

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Rich Mastro's Patrons

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Mrs. Ruth Chris'Cowboys

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Mrs. Ruth Chris'Cooks and Waiter

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Mrs. Ruth Chris' Waiters and Waitress

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Mastro's Valet

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Mastro's Waiters

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South America Cattle Ranch Ranchers

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Destiny Cow

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CEO and Wife From Florida

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US Senate Candidate

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Bullshit Cowboy Family

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Bullshit Cowboy

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Sizzler Gang

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November Countdown Reporter

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Texas Roadhouse Gang

Locations

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South America Elementary

Locations Debut

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Mastro's Steakhouse

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South America Cattle Ranch

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Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

Season 29

e1 Biker Gangs of South America

e2 Billionaire Weenietown

e3 You Like That On Your Face

e4 [[]]

e5 [[]]