...ng that not all Muslims resort to terrorism, but Cartman states that while not all Muslims are terrorists, most of them are. Suspecting that the Muslim ki
...a possible threat. They decide to continue the rally, and as she is doing so, her security finds that there is a nuclear device in Hillary Clinton's vag
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...The narrator assures us they live happily ever after. Which is, of course, not the case.
* "Oh, what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum." [[Pocket]]
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...e outside to see a "miracle." It turns out he only wanted the ban repealed so that he could use the stem cells (which can regenerate other types of cel
...fe and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, th
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...race, which they win by cheating. Later, after making sure that attacking British people isn't considered a hate crime, Cartman beans Pip with a rock.
* "Hey! I'm not fat, you guys. I'm just kind of big boned!" [[Clyde]]
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...race, which they win by cheating. Later, after making sure that attacking British people isn't considered a hate crime, Cartman beans Pip with a rock.
* "Hey! I'm not fat, you guys. I'm just kind of big boned!" (Clyde)
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...l sports watch for their trouble. But due to a clerical error they receive not a watch but an actual Ethiopian child. Cartman names him Starvin' Marvin.
"It's really easy not to think of images on TV as real people, but they are. That's why it's easy
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...(aka the "Time Child") is kidnapped by UAA soldiers and taken away -- but not before the AAA's leader vows to smash Cartman's skull "like a clam on my tu
* "So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex
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..., but not a princess... but give Kenny a Sony Princess Box and she becomes so cute that it's weaponizable.
...''Game of Thrones'' (s/he even has internal monologues in a Daenerys-like British-accented female voice). ''The Stick of Truth'' has Kenny act more like a cu
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...re soon redirected by [[Craig Tucker]], who is compelled by forces he does not know or understand, to visit the [[Sixth Graders' Hangout]], only to discov
..., the boys discover that [[Pip Pirrup]] has been "unrocked" but ignore the British boy's plea that they allow him to reveal the villain's identity. The boys t
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