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...r had any speaking part in the show to date! However, he was named and had a small speaking role in [[South Park: The Fractured but Whole]], which is hi
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South Park citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" to help the school nurse. The scho
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...ovski|Kyle's mom]] (a big fat bitch) overreacts to the incident and starts a war with Canada, the boys find themselves having to save the world from [[S
...ased on Matt and Trey's very negative impression of Jar Jar after watching a trailer for ''Star Wars Episode I''.
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...calls upon the expert help of Nanny Stella from Nanny 911, but after only a few hours with Cartman, she's driven to near-homicidal rage.
...so unspeakable that she goes completely insane and has to be locked up in a mental institution.
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...an imaginary space monster. Not wanting to be killed off, Kyle gets into a heated debate with Cartman which quickly turns sour. Referencing the Mel G
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...e, suggesting the only way to get rid of an erection is to stick it inside a woman's vagina.
...red strategy -- take a girl to a nice Italian restaurant and pretend to be a good listener.
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...man discovers that the event's top athlete gets $1,000, he decides to fake a disability and win the cash.
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...o venture out. Disgusted by her new magnetism, she comes to school wearing a cardboard box over her clothes.
...ate bid for attention underwent breast augmentation surgery) shows up with a huge set of fake knockers. To her amazement, everyone laughs at her.
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...s and makes learning to spell easier. Cartman figures the monkey makes him a shoo-in to win The 15th Annual South Park Spelling Bee finals. But on the b
...ebecca, asking her to attend the Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance. The two share a kiss and Rebecca, exhilarated by the intimacy, agrees to go with Kyle.
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Stan and Kyle are psyched to have Wendy and Bebe visit their clubhouse for a game of Truth or Dare, but first they have to build one.
...ld a tree house so they can play Truth or Dare with Wendy and Bebe who has a crush on Kyle. Kyle doesn't reciprocate, but goes along with the plan when
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The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
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...hem involving "[[pirate ghosts]]". Stan decides to retaliate by digging up Kyle's recently buried grandmother, [[Cleo Broflovski]], and scaring the 5th grade
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...ng if stern father named [[Gerald Broflovski|Gerald]], a local lawyer, and a mother, [[Sheila Broflovski|Sheila]], known for her interest in social just
...ild, he remained ignorant of many Jewish beliefs, customs and values until a faithful Meteor Shower encounter with [[Moses]] - since then, he has not on
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...usted with helping protect the immensely powerful prophet [[Muhammad]] for a time.
...d stretch the truth to suit his own needs in extreme situations, like when Kyle's 9/11 investigation lead him to discover Stan was [[Mystery of the Urinal De
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...hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal [[Clyde Frog]], and cats (espe
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