Cows Sarcastaball Players

Cows Sarcastaball Players

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Gender	Male
Age	8-10
Hair Color	Multiple
Occupation	Sarcastaball players
Grade	4th Grade
Religion	Multiple
Coach	Randy Marsh
Voiced by	Various
First Appearance	Sarcastaball

About

The inaugural team of the new American national passtime (for a week), the boys of South Park don tinfoil hats and colored bras as they play with a balloon and compliment each other. They were coached by Randy Marsh until he left to take over the Denver Broncos, before he was replaced by the team's star player, Butters Stotch. The team won game after game with help from Butters and Stan, and Butters' Creamy Goo was the team's - and briefly, the nations's - official sports drink. The team was disbanded after it was discovered the drink was semen, and football was restored.

Members

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Stan Marsh

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Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman

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Kenny McCormick

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Butters Stotch

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Clyde Donovan

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Craig Tucker

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Dog Poo Petuski

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Jason

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Kevin Stoley

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Tolkien Black

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Tripply (Scarf Boy)

Featured Episodes

• Sarcastaball (s16e08)

Fun Facts

• Though the football team hasn't been seen since the first season, they likely share the same members.