Towelie
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 17 (towel years) |
| Aliases | Smart Towel RG-400 |
| Voiced by | Vernon Chatman |
| First Appearance | Towelie |
| Last Appearance | Crippled Summer |
Towelie is a towel who was made by Tynacorp that makes people dry as needed. He gives towel advice to people in South Park.
A friend of the boys, he was addicted to marijuana, and later other drugs, until he kicked the habit in "Crippled Summer", and now lives with his girlfriend Rebecca and son Washcloth.
Quotes
- "Don't forget to bring a towel!"
- "You wanna get high?"
- "I have no idea what is going on."
- "You're a towel!"
- "Don't preach to me, fatso." (Towelie)
- "Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown." (Towelie)
Featured Episodes
- Towelie
- Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
- Professor Chaos
- I'm a Little Bit Country (cameo)
- Red Man's Greed (cameo)
- A Million Little Fibers
- Crippled Summer
Fun Facts
- Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a towel,hand towel, a shirt with the man himself on it, and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"