John
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 22 |
| Hair Color | Dark Brown |
| Occupation | Official Wiki Moderator |
| Grade | Graduate1 |
| Aliases | JVM |
| First Appearance | Make Love, Not Warcraft |
About
Hey there, South Parkateers -- my name's JVM, or you can feel free to call me John! I'm twenty-two years old, from Illinois, USA, and enjoy various creative pursuits in my (increasingly evaporating) spare time.
I've been a fan of South Park since summer 2006 and I'm one of the top editors on this Wiki - I've tried hard to follow the precedent established in the original articles by the admins while making sure to grow things out as naturally as possible. All information supplied in articles from me is 100% original and not copy-pasted from the South Park Archives or any other source, aside using Willie E. Westwood's South Park Scriptorium as a resource for quotes and reviewing information. I'm currently focused primarily on getting the site's Character pages up to snuff, working from the bottom of the list up, and we'll see where things go from there!
My Talk Page is located here if you need to chat about anything related to the Wiki and my contributions page is here so you can see all my edits!
As of October 14th, 2015, I'm an Official Wiki Moderator thanks to the good folks here at South Park Studios! I'm still one of the top two contributors on this Wiki... and hoping to re-claim my spot at number one sometime soon! :)
Current Wiki Projects
As of September 2017, I am working on an improved template for Character articles to allow for covering more aspects of characters' personalities in a more flexible way. There will also be splitting and expansion of some existing sections. Still figuring out the details but hopping to roll it out soon!
I will also be trying to keep up and improve Wiki coverage of S21 episodes, such as revising the page for "White People Renovating Houses" to include more characters, locations, and better organization of pages.
Current Status
Been busier than expected with some personal biz but still trying to pop in and make some edits for new episodes. - Jvm (talk) (Sept. 25, 2017)
Friends
Add yourself here using four tildes if you want to be Wiki friends!
- its_me_kenny_mc I'll be your friend, buddy!
- nwt000 What's up, my man?
- Toast hey, bro.
Thanks, fwiends! :P
Top Characters
This section's still a work in progress!
Kenny McCormick
Wendy Testaburger
Kevin Stoley
Terrence Mephesto
Top Episodes
- An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (s1e05)
- Pinkeye (s01e07)
- Chickenlover (s02e03)
- Conjoined Fetus Lady (s02e05)
- Gnomes (s02e18)
- Rainforest Schmainforest (s03e01)
- Tweek Vs. Craig (s03e04)
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e06)
- Professor Chaos (s06e06)
- Child Abduction is Not Funny (s06e11)
- Lil' Crime Stoppers (s07e06)
- It's Christmas in Canada (s07e15)
- The Jeffersons (s08e07)
- Best Friends Forever (s09e04)
- Tsst! (s10e07)
- The List (s11e14)
- 200 and 201 (s14e05/s14e06)
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
- You're Getting Old (s15e07)
- The Poor Kid (s15e14)
- Cash for Gold (s16e02)
- Informative Murder Porn (s17e02)
- Gluten Free Ebola (s18e02)
- Freemium isn't Free (s18e06)
- Cock Magic (s18e08)
- The City Part of Town (s19e03)
- Naughty Ninjas (s19e07)
- Skank Hunt (s20e02)
- Put it Down (s21e02)