Matthew Bareno
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 16 |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Occupation | Student |
| Grade | Junior |
| Religion | Atheist |
Who Am I?[edit]
Well, I'm a dumbass. Who doesn't love the astute and infelicitous show that portrays crucial social conflict and converts it into humor and calls to action? Ignorant pussies, that's who! Oh ya, I also make YouTube videos explaining South Park. (Aesop Matt). Bye, cunts.