John
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 20 |
| Hair Color | Dark Brown |
| Occupation | Student |
| Grade | Junior (College) |
| Aliases | JVM |
| Religion | Greek Orthodox |
| First Appearance | Make Love, Not Warcraft |
About
Hey there, South Parkateers -- my name's JVM, or you can feel free to call me John! I'm twenty years old, from Illinois, USA, and enjoy various creative pursuits in my spare time.
I've been a fan of South Park since summer 2006 and I'm one of the top editors on this Wiki - I've tried hard to follow the precedent established in the original articles by the admins while making sure to grow things out as naturally as possible. All information supplied in articles from me is 100% original and not copy-pasted from the South Park Archives or any other source, aside using Willie E. Westwood's South Park Scriptorium as a resource for quotes and reviewing information. I'm currently focused primarily on getting the site's Character pages up to snuff, working from the bottom of the list up, and we'll see where things go from there! :)
My Talk Page is located here if you need to chat about anything related to the Wiki and my contributions page is here so you can see all my edits!
Current Status
My internet still sucks but I try to stop by and drop some edits. I've been focusing on the main boys lately instead -- check out Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski! Fatass is next :) And yes, I'm still planning to get through every page. Here's hoping my internet gets better soon, lol - Jvm (talk) (Oct. 7th, 2015)
Wiki Rank
- As of Sept. 24th, 2014, I'm currently the top editor on this Wiki -- woohoo!
- ...as of Mar. 6th 2015, no longer the case... for now ;)
Top Characters
This section's still a work in progress!
Kenny McCormick
Wendy Testaburger
Top Episodes
- An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (s1e05)
- Pinkeye (s01e07)
- Conjoined Fetus Lady (s02e05)
- Gnomes (s02e18)
- Rainforest Schmainforest (s03e01)
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e06)
- Professor Chaos (s06e06)
- Child Abduction is Not Funny (s06e11)
- It's Christmas in Canada (s07e15)
- The Jeffersons (s08e07)
- Best Friends Forever (s09e04)
- Tsst! (s10e07)
- The List (s11e14)
- 200 and 201 (s14e05/s14e06)
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
- You're Getting Old (s15e07)
- The Poor Kid (s15e14)
- The Hobbit (s17e10)
- Gluten Free Ebola (s18e02)
- Freemium isn't Free (s18e06)
- Cock Magic (s18e08)
Friends
Add yourself here using four tildes if you want to be Wiki friends!
- its_me_kenny_mc I'll be your friend, buddy!
- nwt000 What's up, my man?
Thanks, fwiends! :P
Links
I'm working on a South Park fan site... it's coming, it's on it's way! ;)