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==About== | |||
Towelie is a Smart Towel RG-400 first manufactured by [[Tynacorp]] to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them ''too'' dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off however, and soon found himself in [[South Park]], where he eventually began trailing the boys, gaining compassion, and eventually escaping with them. | |||
Now free to live his own life, he tried to make it in Chicago as a writer but his memoirs fell victim to scandal. He moved back to South Park and after an intervention in "[[Crippled Summer]]", kicked his drug habits, and now lives with his girlfriend Rebecca and their son Washcloth. | |||
He continues to give towel advice to people in South Park to this day. | |||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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*"Don't preach to me, fatso." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) | *"Don't preach to me, fatso." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) | ||
*"Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) | *"Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) | ||
*"So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?" ([[ | *"So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?" ([[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]) | ||
==Featured Episodes== | ==Featured Episodes== | ||
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*[[Red Man's Greed]] (cameo) | *[[Red Man's Greed]] (cameo) | ||
*[[A Million Little Fibers]] | *[[A Million Little Fibers]] | ||
*[[Medicinal Fried Chicken]] (previews only) | |||
*[[Crippled Summer]] | *[[Crippled Summer]] | ||
*[[South Park: Tenorman's Revenge]] | |||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
*Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Official-Towelie-Towel/M/B00AG39UMK.htm towel],[http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Hand-Towel/M/B00FEQ6IG0.htm hand towel], [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Youre-A-Towel/M/B00G3GVPP4.htm a shirt with the man himself on it,] [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Dont-Forget-to/M/B004DEAU3G.htm and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"] | *Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Official-Towelie-Towel/M/B00AG39UMK.htm towel],[http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Hand-Towel/M/B00FEQ6IG0.htm hand towel], [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Youre-A-Towel/M/B00G3GVPP4.htm a shirt with the man himself on it,] [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Dont-Forget-to/M/B004DEAU3G.htm and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"] | ||
==Video Games== | |||
===[[South Park: Tenorman's Revenge]]=== | |||
One of the game's levels takes place in [[Tynacorp]] and Towelie attempts to guide the boys through the facility, but is ultimately to high to be an effective guide. | |||
Revision as of 07:20, 19 May 2014
Towelie
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 17 (towel years) |
| Aliases | Smart Towel RG-400 |
| Voiced by | Vernon Chatman |
| First Appearance | Towelie |
| Last Appearance | Crippled Summer |
About
Towelie is a Smart Towel RG-400 first manufactured by Tynacorp to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off however, and soon found himself in South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, gaining compassion, and eventually escaping with them.
Now free to live his own life, he tried to make it in Chicago as a writer but his memoirs fell victim to scandal. He moved back to South Park and after an intervention in "Crippled Summer", kicked his drug habits, and now lives with his girlfriend Rebecca and their son Washcloth.
He continues to give towel advice to people in South Park to this day.
Quotes
- "Don't forget to bring a towel!"
- "You wanna get high?"
- "I have no idea what is going on."
- "You're a towel!"
- "Don't preach to me, fatso." (Towelie)
- "Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown." (Towelie)
- "So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?" (Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants)
Featured Episodes
- Towelie
- Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
- Professor Chaos
- I'm a Little Bit Country (cameo)
- Red Man's Greed (cameo)
- A Million Little Fibers
- Medicinal Fried Chicken (previews only)
- Crippled Summer
- South Park: Tenorman's Revenge
Fun Facts
- Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a towel,hand towel, a shirt with the man himself on it, and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"
Video Games
South Park: Tenorman's Revenge
One of the game's levels takes place in Tynacorp and Towelie attempts to guide the boys through the facility, but is ultimately to high to be an effective guide.