Mr. Mackey

Mr. Mackey

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Gender	Male
Age	48
Hair Color	Black
Occupation	School Counselor
Religion	Roman Catholic
Voiced by	Trey Parker
First Appearance	Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions. He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Diane Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?

Life Lessons

• ” So just try and STAY POSITIVE, stay away from DRUGS AND ALCOHOL, and in the meantime, I’m going to put you on a HEAVY REGIMEN OF PROZAC.”
• ” “QUEEF” is a vaginal expulsion of gas, mkay.”
• ” Yeah, I tell you boys… women can kill. That’s why when it comes to chicks, I just screw them and leave ‘em. I say, “Get out my bedroom, poontang, before you suck my life dry!”

Memorable Quotes

• "M'kay."

• "Mmmm'kay."

• "M'KAY!"

• "Ummm…Drugs are bad M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)

• "Don't be such a pussy M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)

• "Jerry Bears dead, M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)

• "For a women with a dead fetus on her head you aren't being very open minded." (Roger Ebert should lay off the Fatty Foods)

• "I want you, M'kay." (Proper Condom Use)

• " "Mr. Mackey is Gay." " (Erection Day)

• " BUTTERS, your dad threw you down a well?" (Informative Murder Porn)

• "Mmmm'kay?" (World War Zimmerman)

• "Intellilink is amazing!" (Taming Strange)

• "Hello, Jelly School?" (The Hobbit)

• "and I feel so FUCKIN' amazing!" (Gluten Free Ebola)

Ex-Lovers

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Diane Choksondik

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Hippie Chick

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