Editing SOUTH PARK:NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{EventV2_Infobox |Title="SOUTH PARK: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN" |Event=06 |Author=Trey Parker |Director=Trey Parker |Airdate=2023-12-20 |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/wiki/NotSuitableForChildren.png |Number=05 |Prev=[[SOUTH PARK: JOINING THE PANDERVERSE]] |Next=[[SOUTH_PARK:THE_END_OF_OBESITY]] }} ==Story== After it’s discovered that a teacher at South Park Elementary has an OnlyFans page, Randy is compelled to take a closer look at the seedy underbelly of the world of on-line influencers. ===Description=== [[Eric Cartman]] starts his day drinking a bottle of Cred hydration drink. [[PC Principal]] and [[Strong Woman discuss how social media influencers are peddling this drink to kids when [[Mr. Mackey]] tells them that the art teacher has been discovered posting videos on OnlyFans. At a parent-teacher meeting, parents are outraged, claiming their children will be able to watch the videos. When [[Clyde Donovan]]'s father Roger and stepmother Janice attempt to explain the situation to him, Clyde retorts that his school life is in shambles because he does not have any Cred, even though he has been claiming at school that he drinks Cred. Clyde watches a video of his favorite influencer, Logan LeDouche trying to boost his confidence, but Logan is just promoting Cred, much to Clyde's annoyance. Cartman, Tweek Tweek, and Butters Stotch invite Clyde into their affinity group for Cred drinkers but exclude everyone else. Clyde purchases an empty Cred bottle, which he fills with apple juice, but the entire group is shunned when his fake drink is discovered. Clyde, [[Butters]], [[Tweek]], and Cartman travel to a CVS Pharmacy in Pueblo, Colorado to purchase a limited edition Super Cred, but a mob of kids causes a riot. Clyde realizes that the group has all been manipulated by influencers, and they agree to find Logan, who explains to the kids that he is being used by a higher power to influence people. As he is about to reveal his true sponsor, he is assassinated. Meanwhile, [[Randy Marsh]] begins making OnlyFans videos by posing himself naked from the waist down, but [[Sharon]] disapproves. When he fails to gain followers, Sharon challenges that she can make a better page than Randy; she succeeds by making a basic pornographic page. When Randy calls OnlyFans support for tips to make his page better, he is told to add trending topics to his channel. When he starts using Cred in his videos, he begins getting subscribers. Sharon is concerned that the views come from minors but Randy refuses to stop. Randy visits an influencer agency; the agent explains how various sponsors bid against each other to have the top social influencers promote their products. The agent sends Randy to join other influencers where influence is auctioned off to the highest bidder. During the auction, members of the FBI arrest Randy. When the FBI shows him pornographic images of "miners”, Randy cooperates with the FBI. The FBI shoots the assassin off a rooftop. It is the auctioneer, and the real influencers are still a mystery. Everyone returns to South Park, and the kids see Randy throwing away bottles of Cred. Randy explains that children on social media are always being targeted and that they should be aware of who wants to influence them the most. Clyde returns home and accuses Janice of being the unseen influencer in his life. She admits that she wanted Clyde's views so that they could get to know each other better. Cartman, Butters, and Tweek return to school with limited edition bottles of Cred given to them by Randy, and as they give a bottle to Clyde, the other schoolchildren rejoice. ==Memorable Quotes== * Dad, nobody cares about double penetration - [[Clyde]] * What the F... are you doing?! - [[Sharon Marsh]] * I am an Only Fans model and I'm not ashamed of it - [[Randy]] * It's just my Penis, Sharon, it's not a Big deal - [[Randy]] * Mom... A kid today is DEFINED by their Hydration drink. I have to have more Cred than anyone else. - [[Cartman]] * All I'm doing is taking back control of my sexuality on a platform that I can benefit from financially. - [[Randy]] * Ahghghghgh!!!! - [[Tweek]] * Okay, well you're a cunt. - [[Randy]] * GET. YOUR BALLS. OFF THE TABLE!!! - [[Sharon Marsh]] * YES! I AM AN INFLUENCER. - [[Randy]] * I've got Cred bitches, I've got Cred. I've got Cred bitches I've got Cred. - [[Clyde]] * No mom, I'm dying. I've been completely disCREDited. - [[Cartman]] * Oh, oh yeah, it looks good. Yeah that looks delicious. Oishii. - [[Randy]] * START THE FUCKING CAR MOM!!! - [[Spencer Hollis]] ==Character== <char name="Stan Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png"/> <char name="Kyle Broflovski" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png"/> <char name="Eric Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png"/> <char name="Kenny McCormick" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png"/> <char name="Liane Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/liane-cartman.png"/> <char name="Craig Tucker" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/craig-tucker.png"/> <char name="Tolkien Black" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/token-black.png"/> <char name="Clyde Donovan" 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Tweak" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mr-tweak.png"/> <char name="Butters Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/butters-stotch.png"/> <char name="Tweek Tweak" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/tweek-tweak.png"/> <char name="Nathan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/other-4th-graders-nathan-casual-outfit.png"/> ===Character Debuts=== <char name="Spencer Hollis" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/kids/4th-graders-spencer-hollis-cc.png"/> <char name="Kevin Loves Oranges" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-influencer-kevin-loves-oranges-cc.png"/> <char name="Janice" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/parents-adults-janice-cc.png"/> <char name="Logan Ledouche" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/business-logan-ledouche-cc.png"/> <char name="Influencer Agent" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/business-influencer-agent-cc.png"/> <char name="Blinkyblankygirl" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-influencer-blinkyblankygir-ccl.png"/> <char name="Auction Stage Manager" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-influencer-auction-stage-manager-cc.png"/> <char name="Receptionist at Influencer auction" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-influencer-auction-receptionist-cc.png"/> <char name="Auction Barker Announcer" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-influencer-auction-barker-announcer-cc.png"/> <char name="Influencer 996" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-influencer-996-cc.png"/> <char name="Influencer 566" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-influencer-566.png"/> <char name="OnlyFans Rep" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/business-onlyFans-rep-cc.png"/><char name="Cred Truck Driver" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/workforce-cred-truck-driver-cc.png"/> <char name="CVS Worker" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/business-cvs-workers-cc.png"/> <char name="FBI Investigator" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/law-enforcement-fbi-investigator-cc.png"/> <char name="FBI Investigator Agent 2" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/law-enforcement-fbi-agent-2-cc.png"/> <char name="FBI Investigator Agent 1" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/law-enforcement-fbi-agent-1-cc.png"/> <char name="Assassin Sniper" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/criminal-assassin-sniper-cc.png"/> <char name="Stoli Vodka Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-stoli-vodka-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Lunchables Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-lunchables-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Build a Bear Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-build-a-bear-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Mattel Toys Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-mattel-toys-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Chinese Military Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-chinese-military-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Canadian Government Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-canadian--government-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Big Pharma Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-big-pharma-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Spencer Hollis Mom" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/parents-spencer-hollis-mom-cc.png"/> <char name="Crazy Red 4th Graders" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/groups-crazy-cred-4th-graders-cc.png"/> <char name="Ukraine Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-ukraine-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Russia Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-russia-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Poland Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-poland-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="NRA Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-nra-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Japan Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-japan-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Italy Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-italy-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="France Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-france-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Czech Republic Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-czech-republic-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> <char name="Belgium Influencer Bidder" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/groups/business-belgium-influencer-bidders-cc.png"/> ===Costume Debuts=== <char name="Sharon Marsh" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-sharon-formal-cc.png"/> ===Body Count=== ==Location== ===Location Debuts=== <char name="Pueblo Colorado" image="https://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/locations/cities-pueblo-colorado-cc.png"/> <char name="Motel 2" image="https://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/locations/motel-lodging-motel-2_and_a_half-cc.png"/> <char name="FBI" image="https://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/locations/law-enforcement-fbi-cc.png"/> ==Songs== {{Events}} Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. 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