Editing Pedophile (A Ladder to Heaven) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Pedophile |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg |Gender=Male |HairColor=Brown |Occupation=Pedophile |FirstAppearance=[[A Ladder to Heaven]] |LastAppearance= }} ==About== Many men in this world believe that [[NAMBLA|love between an older man and a young boy is a beautiful thing]]. This particular man made several appearances on the popular cable news network SNN, as hosted by reporter/anchor [[Chris Holt]], and made a number of comparisons between various items and his penis coming into contact with eight-year-old boys... he tried his best to see to it that the camera didn't lose him, either, so he could get his message about hard nipples out to the public. ==Memorable Quotes== *"If... heaven is an eight-year-old boy, and the ladder is my penis... and the pearly gates are the-" ([[A Ladder to Heaven]]) *"I, for one, believe that if Saddam Hussein were an eight-year-old boy, and my penis were the United States... then there would-" ([[A Ladder to Heaven]]) *"Hard nipples!" ([[A Ladder to Heaven]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[A Ladder to Heaven]] (s06e12) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit)