Editing Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "The first thing I'm going to do is slice your balls." [[Dr. Biber]] * "Wow! Just look at all these tampons!!" [[Ms. Garrison]] * "I hate being small and Jewish. I feel like a tall black man." [[Kyle]] * "I may be a dolphin but I'm also a lawyer." [[Gerald Broflovski]] * "Those testicles in his knees are ticking time balls!" [[Dr. Biber]] * "Well, I'm about to pee out my vagina for the first time! Give us a hug! GIRLS CLUB!!" [[Ms. Garrison]] * "You guys, Mr. Garrison has titties." [[Cartman]] * "Well, it's a good idea if you want to be tall and black. Otherwise, I wouldn't recommend it." [[Dr. Biber]] * "But I'm GAY. I don't LIKE vaginas." [[Mr. Slave]] * "It's Kyle! He's a Negro!!" [[Butters]] * "He's a Jewish dolphin A Jewphin." [[Cartman]] * "If you want, you can just scramble it and I'll queef it out myself." [[Ms. Garrison]] * "That dolphin has my scrotum, now let us in!" [[Ms. Garrison]] * "Well, all MY life I've felt that I was black. I listen to hip-hop, I watch UPN and I LOVE playing basketball. My body doesn't reflect who I am INSIDE." [[Kyle]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)