Editing I'm a Little Bit Country (section)

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Cartman, you are hereby declared a full-fledged retard!" [[Kyle]]
* "Get out of my flashback you God-damned Jew!" [[Cartman]]
* "We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle!" [[Skeeter]]
* "The Founding Fathers want you all to know that we can disagree all we want, as long as we agree that America kicks ass." [[Cartman]]
* "No war, mkay!"  [[Mr. Mackey]]
* "If you don't like America, why don't you get out!"  [[Skeeter]]
* "Say guys, 1776 was so long ago, I wonder what life would have been like back then back then back then "  [[Cartman]]
* "Don't you see?  All this dividin' up the town -- it's just ridiculous.  What we really should be doing is just beating the hell out of each other." [[Skeeter]]
* "I'm not from here at all, I'm having a flashback!"  [[Cartman]]
* "Wow The Declaration of Independence Day "  [[Cartman]]
* "Do you think kids in every town have to deal with this crap?" [[Kyle]]
* "P.S. Every Thursday should be free ice cream day."  [[John Adams]] reading the Declaration of Independence
* "I like to rock, but I don't want to rock Iraq!"  [[Randy]]
* "It's like having your cake and eating it too."  [[John Adams]]
* "Think of it, an entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another!"  [[Stephen Hopkins]]
* "I hate this town.  I really, really do."  [[Kyle]]