Editing Cartman's Incredible Gift (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "I'm afraid your son is . . . incredibly stupid. He thought he could fly with cardboard wings. The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall which has put him into a deep coma." [[Dr. Doctor]] * "I see . . . ice cream with sprinkles and Quadruple-Stuffs!" [[Cartman]] * "I see you like cutting the eyes out of photos of women. My son is a big fan of that too." [[Sergeant Yates]] * "I'm sure it will work! Go for it! Yea, Cartman! Fly fly fly!" [[Kyle]] * "Do not doubt my powers, Kyle." [[Cartman]] * "Don't make me do it, Kyle! I can make your head explode with a single thought!" [[Cartman]] * "I'm afraid that my powers are not for sale. And by that, I mean they absolutely ARE for sale." [[Cartman]] * "What'dya got Wunderkind, are you seeing anything?" [[Sergeant Yates]] * "Oh my god it's a fried chicken sundae." [[Cartman]] * "Do you want to see my cotton panties?" (Left Hand Killer) * "Stand back mother! We are having a telekinetic battle of minds!!" [[Cartman]] * "Look, kid, don't waste my time with your blood sampley, fingerprinty hocus pocus!" [[Sergeant Yates]] * "Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun or it'll burn your wings and you'll crash into the ocean!" [[Butters]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)