Editing Child Abduction is Not Funny (section)

===Description===
A child molester makes a failed attempt to abduct Tweek.  This triggers a massive overreaction from the South Park parents. They decide to build a wall around the entire town.  The owner of City Wok, Tuong Lu Kim, is commissioned to do it.  (Basically because he's Chinese, and the Chinese have so much experience building big walls.)  
To make things even more "secure," the parents outfit their kids with a device called Child Tracker -- a helmet with a satellite dish that the boys have to wear at all times.

Things don't go as planned. Mongolian nomads show up and continually attack the new wall. Then, when a news report states that children are most often abducted by a parent, the adults decide that the children aren't safe around themselves, and banish all their kids outside the wall. 

With no other choice, the children join forces with the Mongolians and manage to blow a hole in the barrier, reuniting them with their parents. The boys return home, secure with the knowledge that living in fear is never the answer -- and that their parents are idiots.