Editing Tom's Rhinoplasty (episode) (section)

==Story==
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Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.

===Description===
When Mr. Garrison decides to get surgery, he's replaced by a substitute named Ms. Ellen. Stan and the other boys in class fall in love, to Wendy's horror. Later she warns Ms. Ellen not to get between her and Stan.

The next day, Ms. Ellen announces that whoever gets the highest score on the next spelling test wins dinner with her. Chef tells the boys that he has learned their teacher is a lesbian. They have no idea what a lesbian is, but if Ms. Ellen likes them then that' is what they want to be. Told by Cartman's mom that lesbians like to "lick carpet," they spend hours on the floor doing so.

Wendy tries to win Stan back by dressing like the bad-girl version of Sandy from "Grease". But her plan derails when Ms. Ellen shows up wearing leather pants. Even worse, Mr. Garrison returns to announce that he quits teaching to "hang out and screw hot chicks." It seems his surgery -- a nose job from Tom's Rhinosplasty -- worked out better than expected. When the bandages come off, he looks exactly like David Hasselhoff.

Wendy's day couldn't get worse. Ms. Ellen will replace Mr. Garrison as their home teacher. Stan got the high score on the spelling test and gets to have dinner with her. Also, Principal Victoria tells Wendy that her grandma just died.

However, things turn around. Mr. Garrison tires of being pursued by horny women and has his surgery reversed. Then a group of Iraqi soldiers burst into the school and grab Ms. Ellen, whom they say is a war criminal. She's taken back to Iraq, packed into a missile and shot into the sun.

Wendy monitors her teacher's execution with great satisfaction during a pool party at her house. The attendees are a suspicious mix of the women who drove Mr. Garrison to reverse his operation, and the Iraqis responsible for capturing and killing Ms. Ellen.

===What I Learned Today===
"Don't fuck with Wendy Testaburger!"

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Damn man, somebody's got to pull that monkey out of Wendy's ass." ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "You know what they say about women with one arm longer than the other..." ([[Chef]])
* "...Yeah, they totally kick ass at spanking!" ([[Kenny McCormick]] in reply to Chef)
* "I can't wait for Ms. Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am!" ([[Stan Marsh]]) 
* "Oh thank you very much, Kenny. This is a very scrumptious looking sausage." ([[Miss Ellen]]) 
* "When someone gets as old as you, do they have to wear Depends undergarments?" ([[Wendy Testaburger]]) 
* "Wow!  That's a pretty good nose job!" ([[Mr. Garrison]]) 
* "I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "Hoh boy, I'm gonna need some more smack."  ([[Mr. Garrison]]) 
* "Are we making love now?"  ([[Stan Marsh]], having dinner with Miss Ellen)