Editing Starvin' Marvin in Space (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park with an alien spaceship and enlists Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny's help to seek out a new home for his starving people. ===Description=== When an alien lands in Ethiopia to make first contact with Earth's intelligent life, the pilot is immediately eaten by lions. The next morning the starving locals, who attend a missionary school in the mistaken belief that they'll get food, find the alien's ship. The crowd includes Starvin' Marvin. He climbs aboard and takes the ship on a world-spanning joyride. Meanwhile back in South Park, CIA agents round up Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny and torture them until Cartman reveals where Marvin's village is located. Later that same day the starship crashes into Cartman's house, and Marvin takes the boys for a ride. They fly through a wormhole to the ship's home, the distant planet of Marklar where the word "marklar" is used in place of all nouns. Marvin is delighted when the Marklars allow his starving tribe to move to their planet. But when he and the boys return, their ship is seized by the CIA. The boys create a distraction by posing together as Tom Brokaw, allowing the Ethiopians to board the ship and take off. The boys make it aboard too except for Kenny, who's recaptured. The CIA wants the ship's technology and enlists Sally Struthers (now swollen to Jabba the Hutt-like proportions) to help retrieve it. As part of the deal, the agents give her Kenny who she immediately encases in a block of carbonite. Also in hot pursuit is a starship piloted by missionaries from Pat Robertson's ''600 Club''. After an epic space battle, the three vessels land on Marklar where its citizens take in the Ethiopians and tell everyone else to leave. The boys catch a ride home with Sally Struthers, who had a last minute conversion away from the Dark Side. ===What I Learned Today=== "Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar. They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here, because its bad for their Marklar. They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars. They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklars. These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Here on Marklar, we refer to all people, places and things as Marklar." ([[Marklar]]) * "Here at the 600 Club we need your money to spread the word of Jesus and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser." ([[Pat Robertson]]) * "Remember Reading Bible + Accepting Jesus = Food!" (Missionary Woman) * "Ooh! Kyle's making mud pies, you guys want one?!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "Back away from spacecraft, children!" (CIA Guy)" * Young Marklar. Your Marklars are wise and true." ([[Marklar]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)