Editing Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== When the boys each send $1 to Afghan children, Stan inexplicably gets a goat in return. Unable to keep it, he gets Kyle, Kenny and Cartman to help him smuggle it onto a military transport heading back to Afghanistan -- which takes off while they're still aboard. Soon they're in Afghanistan, where they personally take the goat to its owners -- four boys who look exactly like them, and happen to despise Americans. They sent the goat out of honor, because they couldn't take a dollar without giving something in return. The boys are then captured and taken to Osama bin Laden, who makes a videotape of the four and their goat. The tape reaches the West, where the goat is mistaken for Stevie Nicks. Thinking she's been captured by the Taliban, American forces immediately attack bin Laden's headquarters. As the battle rages, the Afghan boys sneak in and rescue Stan, Kyle and Kenny. Cartman stays behind to "take care of" bin Laden. Kenny is killed during the escape -- as is the Afghan boy who looks just like him. Meanwhile, in a takeoff on the various "battles of wits" between Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, Cartman tortures and humiliates bin Laden, who is then finished off with a bullet to the head by an American soldier. The show ends with the goat, backed by Fleetwood Mac, doing a USO concert. The two sets of boys decide that, one day, perhaps the American kids can grow to hate Afghanistan as much as the Afghans hate America. ===What I Learned Today=== "America may have some problems, but it's our home. Our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Stan, if you're finished having your tearful goodbye with the goat, we'd like to go now, please." [[Cartman]] * "Dude, don't call me a Canadian!" [[Cartman]] * "A flippity flappity floop! Jihad! Jihad!" [[Osama bin Laden]] * "Terrorists is the craziest peoples!" [[Osama bin Laden]] * "Remember when life used to be simple and cool?" [[Kyle]] * "Not really." [[Cartman]] * "Stanley, your mom's a little freaked out right now, why don't you go play with your big brown package from Afghanistan outside." [[Randy]] * "It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here or else it will choke on the sweet air of freedom." [[Cartman]] * "So am I to understand there's been a "Towelie Ban"? [[Towelie]] * "God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver. Jesus Christ!" [[Cartman]] * "Hey look! An infidel!!" [[Cartman]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)