Editing Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== Dinner with Cartman's family takes a bizarre twist when Uncle Howard shows up after breaking out of prison with his cellmate Charlie Manson. ===Description=== Kyle, Kenny and Stan accompany Cartman to Nebraska to visit his grandmother for the holidays. It turns into the road trip from hell. All of Cartman's relatives are in attendance and they're just as fat and obnoxious as him. The guest list includes Uncle Howard, who gets in touch via a satellite link from state prison. That evening he pays an in-person visit, having broken out with another inmate, his friend, criminal mastermind and noted lunatic Charles Manson. Manson volunteers to drive the boys to the nearby Mall of Nebraska, where Mr. Hankey is allegedly appearing. Once there, the infamous killer parks himself in front of a department store television display and becomes engrossed in watching Christmas specials. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan visit the supposed Mr. Hankey, who turns out to be a guy in a costume. Disappointed, they out the imposter to the mob of kids waiting to see him. A bloody riot erupts and police are called in. They recognize Manson and a televised high-speed car chase ensues. Manson and Uncle Howard make it back to the Cartman residence and hold everyone hostage, a development the Cartmans too busy <i>watching Terrance and Phillip</i> barely notice. When Stan's furious parents arrive to take him home, he asks the two criminals if he can go on the lam with them. Manson, who's suffered some sort of holiday TV special-induced epiphany, lectures him about the importance of family. Stan changes his mind about leaving. Kenny is gunned down by the cops. Manson and Uncle Howard surrender and go back to prison. The Cartmans, Stan and Kyle surprise him in his cell by shouting, "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" and singing "Hark the Herald Angels Sing." ===What I Learned Today=== "I'm sorry for what I did, but that doesn't make up for it. I deserve to be in jail. All I hope is that I don't make mankind lose faith in itself. Yes there's murderers in the world, there's rapists and thieves, but those are the vast minority. The majority of mankind is made up of caring people who try every day to do what they think is right. And that's the spirit of the season." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Oh my God! They killed the little orange coat kid!" ([[Charles Manson]]) * "Mister Hankey kicks ass!" ([[Elvin Cartman]]) * "The holidays are bullcrap!!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "No, Jimmy! That's grandpa's pot pie!!" ([[Florence Cartman]]) * "Stan, don't be such a dumbass. You have to trust people." ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "Folks need to understand that I am terror. I am fear! I AM - Oh look, another holiday special " ([[Charles Manson]]) * "I'm glad I'm not you right now kid." ([[Charlie Manson]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)