SOUTH PARK:NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
"SOUTH PARK: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN"
| Event | 06 |
| Written By | Trey Parker |
| Original Air Date | 2023-12-20 |
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Story
After it’s discovered that a teacher at South Park Elementary has an OnlyFans page, Randy is compelled to take a closer look at the seedy underbelly of the world of on-line influencers.
Description
Eric Cartman starts his day drinking a bottle of Cred hydration drink. PC Principal and [[Strong Woman discuss how social media influencers are peddling this drink to kids when Mr. Mackey tells them that the art teacher has been discovered posting videos on OnlyFans. At a parent-teacher meeting, parents are outraged, claiming their children will be able to watch the videos. When Clyde Donovan's father Roger and stepmother Janice attempt to explain the situation to him, Clyde retorts that his school life is in shambles because he does not have any Cred, even though he has been claiming at school that he drinks Cred. Clyde watches a video of his favorite influencer, Logan LeDouche trying to boost his confidence, but Logan is just promoting Cred, much to Clyde's annoyance. Cartman, Tweek Tweek, and Butters Stotch invite Clyde into their affinity group for Cred drinkers but exclude everyone else. Clyde purchases an empty Cred bottle, which he fills with apple juice, but the entire group is shunned when his fake drink is discovered. Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Cartman travel to a CVS Pharmacy in Pueblo, Colorado to purchase a limited edition Super Cred, but a mob of kids causes a riot. Clyde realizes that the group has all been manipulated by influencers, and they agree to find Logan, who explains to the kids that he is being used by a higher power to influence people. As he is about to reveal his true sponsor, he is assassinated.
Meanwhile, Randy Marsh begins making OnlyFans videos by posing himself naked from the waist down, but Sharon disapproves. When he fails to gain followers, Sharon challenges that she can make a better page than Randy; she succeeds by making a basic pornographic page. When Randy calls OnlyFans support for tips to make his page better, he is told to add trending topics to his channel. When he starts using Cred in his videos, he begins getting subscribers. Sharon is concerned that the views come from minors but Randy refuses to stop. Randy visits an influencer agency; the agent explains how various sponsors bid against each other to have the top social influencers promote their products. The agent sends Randy to join other influencers where influence is auctioned off to the highest bidder. During the auction, members of the FBI arrest Randy. When the FBI shows him pornographic images of "minersâ€, Randy cooperates with the FBI.
The FBI shoots the assassin off a rooftop. It is the auctioneer, and the real influencers are still a mystery. Everyone returns to South Park, and the kids see Randy throwing away bottles of Cred. Randy explains that children on social media are always being targeted and that they should be aware of who wants to influence them the most. Clyde returns home and accuses Janice of being the unseen influencer in his life. She admits that she wanted Clyde's views so that they could get to know each other better. Cartman, Butters, and Tweek return to school with limited edition bottles of Cred given to them by Randy, and as they give a bottle to Clyde, the other schoolchildren rejoice.
Memorable Quotes
- Dad, nobody cares about double penetration - Clyde
- What the F... are you doing?! - Sharon Marsh
- I am an Only Fans model and I'm not ashamed of it - Randy
- It's just my Penis, Sharon, it's not a Big deal - Randy
- Mom... A kid today is DEFINED by their Hydration drink. I have to have more Cred than anyone else. - Cartman
- All I'm doing is taking back control of my sexuality on a platform that I can benefit from financially. - Randy
- Ahghghghgh!!!! - Tweek
- Okay, well you're a cunt. - Randy
- GET. YOUR BALLS. OFF THE TABLE!!! - Sharon Marsh
- YES! I AM AN INFLUENCER. - Randy
- I've got Cred bitches, I've got Cred. I've got Cred bitches I've got Cred. - Clyde
- No mom, I'm dying. I've been completely disCREDited. - Cartman
- Oh, oh yeah, it looks good. Yeah that looks delicious. Oishii. - Randy
- START THE FUCKING CAR MOM!!! - Spencer Hollis
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