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First Appearance | Le Petit Tourette |
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About
The host of the infamous program Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, Chris Hansen worked with law enforcement officials and the media to lure out online child predators and confront them on television. They have a terrible habit of killing themselves at the sight of him though. He changed his focus to Tourette's Syndrome and hosts Eric Cartman on the show, but the episode was sabotaged by Thomas and Kyle Broflovski as numerous pedophiles appeared and shot themselves.
Memorable Quotes
- "Take a seat, right over there."
- "I'm Chris Hansen. You probably know me from To Catch A Predator, where we bust men looking for sex with children." (Le Petit Tourette)
- "It'd be a shame if... you didn't wanna go on Dateline. Be a shame if we had to track you down and you "shot yourself"." (Le Petit Tourette)
Featured Episodes
- Le Petit Tourette (s11e08)