Cow CultSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
Bad CowsSouth ParkS2 E13
When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
Bull-Riding RecordSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
Cow SuicideSouth ParkS2 E13
When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
South Park Calls "Shenanigans"South ParkS2 E13
The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
Jennifer Love HewittSouth ParkS2 E13
At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
ShenanigansSouth ParkS2 E13
When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
The Chamber of FartsSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman convinces the boys to spend a buck each on the Chamber of Farts, a kind of haunted house sort of thing that'll definitely be scary.
"What The Hell Is That?"South ParkS2 E13
Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
Cartman's DreamSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
The Chewbacca DefenseSouth ParkS2 E14
The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef s found guilty.
Elton JohnSouth ParkS2 E14
Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
Chef AidSouth ParkS2 E14
The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
Stinky BritchesSouth ParkS2 E14
Cartman is singing a hot new song by Alanis Morissette called "Stinky Britches," that was originally written by Chef. He decides to go to the record label.
Chef is SuedSouth ParkS2 E14
Chef and the boys take the original song to Capitalist Records. The executive claims to not see the connection and sues Chef.
Mr. Twig SoupSouth ParkS2 E14
While enjoying the video for Alanis Morissette's "Stinky Britches," Mr. Garrison finds that Mr. Twig has been thrown into a pot of boiling water.
Johnny CochraneSouth ParkS2 E14
Chef goes to court with a confident Mr. Broflovski as his lawyer, but they both panic when Johnny Cochrane appears for Capitalist Records.
Medical JargonSouth ParkS2 E14
Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.
Fighting BackSouth ParkS2 E14
The Capitalist Records executive begins to take all of Chef's possessions. Chef gets so mad he decides to counter-sue.
Mr. Twig SnapsSouth ParkS2 E14
As Mr. Garrison is nursing Mr. Twig back to health, he pulls down the covers and finds Mr. Twig has been broken in half.