South Park

Some STIFF Competition

Season 23 E 9 • 12/05/2019

Scott is smitten when he learns that Sophie Gray, the new 4th grader, has diabetes. Unfortunately he's not the only boy who is infatuated with the new girl in school.

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You Tainted Your Poo
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01:10

Mr. Brady Is Using the Bathroom
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Stan, Cartman and Kenny arrive at Tom Brady's house
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A Common Household Turkey Baster
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A C. Diff epidemic sweeps through South Park and there isn't enough healthy feces to save everyone.
11/28/2019
01:54

So Much Spice
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Led by the power of his microbiome, Kyle finds enough of Tom Brady's poop to save the town, and the universe.
11/28/2019
01:06

One Too Many for the Ladies
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00:47

Love Advice From Cartman
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Scott turns to Cartman for advice about girls, but Cartman doesn’t believe in happily ever after.
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00:29

The Scott Malkinson Show
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It's an all-new intro for "The Scott Malkinson Show."
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01:37

Please Can We Get Disney+
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Scott asks his dad if they can get the latest streaming service.
12/05/2019
02:00

Some STIFF Competition
South ParkS23 E9

Scott is smitten when he learns that Sophie Gray, the new 4th grader, has diabetes. Unfortunately he's not the only boy who is infatuated with the new girl in school.
12/05/2019
01:47

Cable-Company Fast
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Scott's Dad, a cable company repairman, gets a call to help the Stotch's with their cable. He gets there as quickly as possible… for a repairman.
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02:11

I Have Diabetes
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Scott finally gets up the nerve to go and talk to Sophie.
12/05/2019
01:16

Streaming Services Are Destroying Our Culture
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Scott runs home to tell his parents about the new girl at school. Meanwhile, Scott's dad, frustrated with the threat of streaming media, may ruin Scott's plans to spend time with Sophie.
12/05/2019
01:33

WE Are Cable Repair Men
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Clark and the rest of the cable repairmen plot to bring down all the streaming services, but get sidetracked in executing their plan.
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01:24

Relationships Are Diabetes Times 10
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Scott turns to Cartman for advice about love and relationships.
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02:08

You Want the Good Stuff
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The Park County Cable repairmen slowly assemble everything they need for their plan. Meanwhile, Scott turns to the shady underbelly of South Park in order to get a bootleg Disney+ account.
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01:38

It's Baby Yoda
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Scott's Dad shuts down all the streaming services in South Park while Scott and Sophie are trying to watch the Mandalorian.
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02:00

Streaming Chaos
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The kids race from house to house trying to find a streaming service that works.
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02:09

You're Just My Type. Type 1 Diabetes.
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Scott goes into a Diabetic Rage trying to keep the other boys away from Sophie.
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01:19

Need A Candy Bar?
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With the streaming services all off-line, Scott and Sophie spend some quality time together.
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