South Park
Some STIFF Competition
Season 23 E 9 • 12/05/2019

Scott is smitten when he learns that Sophie Gray, the new 4th grader, has diabetes. Unfortunately he's not the only boy who is infatuated with the new girl in school.

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00:36

South ParkS23 E8
They ARE Me

Kyle's dream, about his microbiome, leads to a revelation.
11/28/2019
00:55

South ParkS23 E8
A Lot of People Want Things From Tom Brady

Stan, Cartman convince Kenny to pose as a sick child as they try to get close enough to steal Tom Brady's poop.
11/28/2019
01:20

South ParkS23 E8
You Tainted Your Poo

Harriet, Linda and Laura all have devastating reactions after their DIY fecal transplants.
11/28/2019
01:10

South ParkS23 E8
Mr. Brady Is Using the Bathroom

Stan, Cartman and Kenny arrive at Tom Brady's house
11/28/2019
01:02

South ParkS23 E8
A Common Household Turkey Baster

A C. Diff epidemic sweeps through South Park and there isn't enough healthy feces to save everyone.
11/28/2019
01:54

South ParkS23 E8
So Much Spice

Led by the power of his microbiome, Kyle finds enough of Tom Brady's poop to save the town, and the universe.
11/28/2019
01:06

South ParkS23 E8
One Too Many for the Ladies

Armed with Tom Brady's poop, Kyle and the boys return to South Park with the cure to the C. Diff epidemic.
11/28/2019
00:47

South ParkS23 E9
Love Advice From Cartman

Scott turns to Cartman for advice about girls, but Cartman doesn’t believe in happily ever after.
12/05/2019
00:29

South ParkS23 E9
The Scott Malkinson Show

It's an all-new intro for "The Scott Malkinson Show."
12/05/2019
01:37

South ParkS23 E9
Please Can We Get Disney+

Scott asks his dad if they can get the latest streaming service.
12/05/2019
02:00

South ParkS23 E9
Some STIFF Competition

Scott is smitten when he learns that Sophie Gray, the new 4th grader, has diabetes. Unfortunately he's not the only boy who is infatuated with the new girl in school.
12/05/2019
01:47

South ParkS23 E9
Cable-Company Fast

Scott's Dad, a cable company repairman, gets a call to help the Stotch's with their cable. He gets there as quickly as possible… for a repairman.
12/05/2019
02:11

South ParkS23 E9
I Have Diabetes

Scott finally gets up the nerve to go and talk to Sophie.
12/05/2019
01:16

South ParkS23 E9
Streaming Services Are Destroying Our Culture

Scott runs home to tell his parents about the new girl at school. Meanwhile, Scott's dad, frustrated with the threat of streaming media, may ruin Scott's plans to spend time with Sophie.
12/05/2019
01:33

South ParkS23 E9
WE Are Cable Repair Men

Clark and the rest of the cable repairmen plot to bring down all the streaming services, but get sidetracked in executing their plan.
12/05/2019
01:24

South ParkS23 E9
Relationships Are Diabetes Times 10

Scott turns to Cartman for advice about love and relationships.
12/05/2019
02:08

South ParkS23 E9
You Want the Good Stuff

The Park County Cable repairmen slowly assemble everything they need for their plan. Meanwhile, Scott turns to the shady underbelly of South Park in order to get a bootleg Disney+ account.
12/05/2019
01:38

South ParkS23 E9
It's Baby Yoda

Scott's Dad shuts down all the streaming services in South Park while Scott and Sophie are trying to watch the Mandalorian.
12/05/2019
02:00

South ParkS23 E9
Streaming Chaos

The kids race from house to house trying to find a streaming service that works.
12/05/2019
02:09

South ParkS23 E9
You're Just My Type. Type 1 Diabetes.

Scott goes into a Diabetic Rage trying to keep the other boys away from Sophie.
12/05/2019
01:19

South ParkS23 E9
Need A Candy Bar?

With the streaming services all off-line, Scott and Sophie spend some quality time together.
12/05/2019