South Park

Our Crypto Advisor

Season 28 E 2 • 11/01/2025

Stan and Kenny hire Kyle's Cousin Kyle to help them launch the South Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency.

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01:08

Jesus' Double Date
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To cheer Jesus up, PC Principal and Strong Christian Woman set him up with a newly converted Christian woman.
10/16/2025
01:07

Strong Christian Woman
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Jesus asks PC Principal for advice and is introduced to the school's Vice Principal, Strong Christian Woman.
10/16/2025
01:26

The Exorcism of Eric Cartman
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Cartman and Peter Thiel meet.
10/16/2025
01:45

Peter Thiel Knows What He's Doing
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Peter Thiel gets access to all the school's data and video feeds but he needs more information and only the Vice President can help.
10/16/2025
01:20

Are You Questioning My Faith?
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PC Principal and Jesus throwdown in the bathroom at the Cheesecake Factory.
10/16/2025
02:58

Shit on Your Nose
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The President and Satan get pulled away from the renovations at the White House to deal with a matter of National Security. Afraid of being exposed, the Vice President and Peter Thiel are forced to change their plans.
10/31/2025
01:42

South Park Sucks Now
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If you've come here then you're likely joining the chorus of voices that's fed up with the direction our town is going. We all want change in our community. And now, there's an opportunity to truly make your voices heard... so get crypto?
11/01/2025
02:11

Recto-plasm
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Paranormal Investigators are called to the White House to solve the mystery of the Woman in the Hat. The investigation uncovers something truly frightening and Fox News is there to cover it.
11/01/2025
02:12

A Big Crypto Dump
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Kyle's Cousin Kyle heads to the White House to meet with the Strategic Adviser for Cryptocurrency. Meanwhile Stan and Kenny are worried that their chances of getting rich are about to crash along with their cryptocoin.
11/01/2025
02:42

Nope. Let's Stop This!
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The President and his cabinet summon the spirit of the East Wing and a massive cryptocurrency scandal is exposed. Fox News outs the person to blame, and everything still sucks.
11/01/2025
01:29

Our Crypto Advisor
South ParkS28 E2

Stan and Kenny hire Kyle's Cousin Kyle to help them launch the South Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency.
11/01/2025