Welcome to Detention
Season 7 E 3 • 04/02/2003
Josh escapes Juvenile Hall so he can toilet paper the White House.
Toilet PaperSouth ParkS7 E3
The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
Barbrady Has Nothing Better to DoSouth ParkS7 E3
Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
Josh MyersSouth ParkS7 E3
In order to get inside the minds of toilet paperers, Officer Barbrady visits South Park's juvenile hall to question the most notorious toilet paperer alive.
Uncle Charlie's BeltSouth ParkS7 E3
Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
We Have to Kill KyleSouth ParkS7 E3
Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
Toaster Tarts and ChipsSouth ParkS7 E3
Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
Death by Wiffle BatSouth ParkS7 E3
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
Silly VoiceSouth ParkS7 E3
Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
Butters ConfessesSouth ParkS7 E3
The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
How Could You Feel Bad?South ParkS7 E3
Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
Welcome to DetentionSouth ParkS7 E3
The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
Protestors HugSouth ParkS7 E4
Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country SongSouth ParkS7 E4
The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
All You Little Flag BurnersSouth ParkS7 E4
When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
Walkout Against The WarSouth ParkS7 E4
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
Dividing the TownSouth ParkS7 E4
The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
Full Fledge RetardSouth ParkS7 E4
In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
Bring the ShizzleSouth ParkS7 E4
Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)South ParkS7 E4
Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
Official Messenger BoySouth ParkS7 E4
In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.