South ParkS2 E2A Secret Revealed
Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
South ParkS2 E2Hospital Problems
The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
South ParkS2 E2America's Most Wanted
"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
South ParkS2 E2Still No Luck
Cartman's Mom sleeps with a Congressman to get abortion laws changed. Meanwhile, Mephesto will not regain consciousness.
South ParkS2 E2Who Shot Mephesto?
Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
South ParkS2 E2Kenny's Sacrifice
Kenny electrocutes himself to restore power to the hospital. The cannibals eat more people, and Cartman's Mom sleeps with Bill Clinton.
South ParkS2 E2Come Sail Away
The boys and Chef drive Dr. Mephesto to the hospital. It is revealed that Cartman can't hear Styx's "Come Sail Away" without finishing it.
South ParkS2 E2Desperate Measures
During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
South ParkS2 E2Unplanned Parenthood
Cartman's Mom goes to the Unplanned Parenthood clinic to have an abortion. The only problem is, she wants to abort eight-year-old Cartman.
South ParkS2 E2Holding Auditions
Chef and the boys get to the hospital and witness a gruesome operation. Meanwhile, auditions are held for "America's Most Wanted."
South ParkS2 E2Still Hungry
Kenny makes his way to the backup generator. The "America's Most Wanted" group talk about eating again.
South ParkS2 E4Bumbly Wumbly and the Spotted Spacecraft
Officer Barbrady and the deputies investigate the Chickenfucker's first clue at the Booktastic Bus.
South ParkS2 E4Try Again Dumbass
Officer Barbrady joins the boys' third-grade class to brush up on his reading skills. Mr. Garrison gives him a few choice sentences to try.
South ParkS2 E4Major Breakthrough
The boys arrive too late to stop the Chickenfucker, but not too late for Officer Barbrady to finally read.
South ParkS2 E4Cops
"Cops" has come to South Park, for a ride-along with Officer Barbrady.
South ParkS2 E4Domestic Disturbance
Cartman, still working the beat with the "Cops" team, responds to a domestic disturbance at Kenny's house.
South ParkS2 E4Plucked
At a parade in his honor, Officer Barbrady denounces his new-found ability to read.
South ParkS2 E4Petting Zoo
Officer Barbrady and the deputies stake out South Park's Petting Zoo. They learn the Chickenfucker's motive.
South ParkS2 E4Barbrady Can't Read
Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.
South ParkS2 E4One Day At A Time
The "Cops" crew returns to follow the only uniformed officer of the law in town: Cartman.