Come Sail Away
Season 2 E 2 • 04/22/1998
Chef and the boys take Dr. Mephesto to the hospital.
South ParkS2 E2Power Outage
The "America's Most Wanted" episode airs, but unfortunately, the blizzard cuts the power and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" is shown instead.
South ParkS2 E2Desperate Times
The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
South ParkS2 E2Desperate Measures
During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
South ParkS2 E2After the Storm
Mephesto recovers and reveals that his brother shoots him once a month. The cannibals are freed and ponder how they'll go on living after what they did.
South ParkS2 E2Hospital Problems
The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
South ParkS2 E2Storm Problems
"America's Most Wanted" begins rehearsal. At the hospital, a staff shortage and power-outage are putting the patients in danger.
South ParkS2 E2A Secret Revealed
Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
South ParkS2 E2Who Shot Mephesto?
Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
South ParkS2 E2Eat Eric Roberts
The doctor comes up with a plan to retrieve a backup generator, it involves Kenny doing it by himself. The "America's Most Wanted" gang agree to eat Eric Roberts.
South ParkS2 E2Unplanned Parenthood
Cartman's Mom goes to the Unplanned Parenthood clinic to have an abortion. The only problem is, she wants to abort eight-year-old Cartman.
South ParkS2 E2Come Sail Away
The boys and Chef drive Dr. Mephesto to the hospital. It is revealed that Cartman can't hear Styx's "Come Sail Away" without finishing it.
South ParkS2 E2America's Most Wanted
"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
South ParkS2 E2Kenny's Sacrifice
Kenny electrocutes himself to restore power to the hospital. The cannibals eat more people, and Cartman's Mom sleeps with Bill Clinton.
South ParkS2 E2Still No Luck
Cartman's Mom sleeps with a Congressman to get abortion laws changed. Meanwhile, Mephesto will not regain consciousness.
South ParkS2 E2Holding Auditions
Chef and the boys get to the hospital and witness a gruesome operation. Meanwhile, auditions are held for "America's Most Wanted."
South ParkS2 E2Still Hungry
Kenny makes his way to the backup generator. The "America's Most Wanted" group talk about eating again.
South ParkS2 E4Petting Zoo
Officer Barbrady and the deputies stake out South Park's Petting Zoo. They learn the Chickenfucker's motive.
South ParkS2 E4Try Again Dumbass
Officer Barbrady joins the boys' third-grade class to brush up on his reading skills. Mr. Garrison gives him a few choice sentences to try.
South ParkS2 E4Barbrady Can't Read
Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.
South ParkS2 E4Booktastic Bus
The boys hop aboard the Booktastic Bus and learn about the magic of reading from a weirdo in a rainbow cape.