Must Confess
South Park
Season 4 E 9 • 07/19/2000

If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.

Watching

02:24

I'll Use My Credit Card
South ParkS2 E5

With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
06/03/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
South ParkS2 E5

South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
06/03/1998
01:22

Extra Credit
South ParkS2 E11

Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
09/02/1998
01:44

But Red Racer's On
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
06/23/1999
01:51

The Battle of the Sexes
South ParkS4 E2

The boys win the sled race against the girls.
04/12/2000
01:11

Phil Collins Hill
South ParkS4 E2

The girls challenge the boys to a sled race.
04/12/2000
01:19

A HATE CRIME
South ParkS4 E2

Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Tolkien until the FBI steps in.
04/12/2000
00:53

Tolkien's House
South ParkS4 E2

Stan and Kyle visit Tolkien's house to try to get him to forgive Cartman. Turns out Tolkien's Dad also has a problem with hate crime legislation.
04/12/2000
01:28

The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
South ParkS4 E2

Kyle, Stan, and Tolkien make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.
04/12/2000
01:34

NAMBLA Party
South ParkS4 E5

The boys attend a NAMBLA party.
06/21/2000
02:04

Must Confess
South ParkS4 E9

If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.
07/19/2000
02:49

Renegade Wheelchair
South ParkS4 E11

Timmy's wheelchair is out of control and set with explosives.
11/08/2000
00:46

Timmy In Time
South ParkS4 E11

The kids need to reunite the nerds to get another time machine built.
11/08/2000
01:06

Convincing Pizza Face
South ParkS4 E11

The kids convince one of the nerds to build another time machine.
11/08/2000
02:07

Gobbles!
South ParkS4 E13

Geoffrey Maynard knows a trick-performing turkey that can replace Gobbles.
11/22/2000
00:37

R. Kelly Thermos
South ParkS4 E15

Kenny eats his own vomit.
12/06/2000
01:00

Population Growth
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman catches Stan trying to sneak into Cartmanland.
07/25/2001
01:56

Ben Assfleck
South ParkS5 E9

Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.
11/14/2001
00:53

Grounded Butters
South ParkS5 E9

Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.
11/14/2001
01:50

Power of Milk
South ParkS5 E9

The Milk Company Lady will help the Thompsons find their son.
11/14/2001
00:49

Butters' Face
South ParkS5 E9

Butters gets grounded again.
11/14/2001
03:15

Tolkien's Prayers Answered
South ParkS5 E11

Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
11/28/2001
02:18

The Town's Hainted
South ParkS5 E11

The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
11/28/2001
01:51

Pulling Aslan's Thorn
South ParkS5 E11

While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
11/28/2001
01:52

Tolkien is Rich
South ParkS5 E11

The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
11/28/2001
00:40

Rich Embarrassment
South ParkS5 E11

Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
11/28/2001
01:15

J-Mart
South ParkS5 E11

Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
11/28/2001
00:40

Spoiled Rich Kids
South ParkS5 E11

Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
11/28/2001
01:06

Polo Match
South ParkS5 E11

The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
11/28/2001
01:29

Million Millionaire March
South ParkS5 E11

The rich protest South Park's financial discrimination.
11/28/2001
01:20

Lesson Learned
South ParkS5 E11

After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.
11/28/2001
02:00

The Field Narrows
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002
03:07

Garden Hose of Terror
South ParkS6 E6

While the boys audition the final six at a baseball game, Professor Chaos hijacks the Jumbotron to inform the crowd of his evil plan to flood the world, with a garden hose.
04/10/2002
01:51

Let the Games Begin
South ParkS6 E6

The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.
04/10/2002
01:32

Elimination Round
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.
04/10/2002
01:13

The Liberal Media
South ParkS6 E6

Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.
04/10/2002
00:45

Final Deliberations
South ParkS6 E6

The boys try to make a final choice for who will be their new best friend.
04/10/2002
01:24

Questions Answered
South ParkS6 E6

The show ends with a cliffhanger, that reveals all the answers.
04/10/2002
01:24

Losing Their Religion
South ParkS6 E8

The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.
07/03/2002
00:57

Cartman Wins the Bet
South ParkS6 E8

After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.
07/03/2002