Tolkien is Rich
South Park
Season 5 E 11 • 11/28/2001

The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.

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A HATE CRIME
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Tolkien's House
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Convincing Pizza Face
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Ben Assfleck
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Grounded Butters
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Power of Milk
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Tolkien's Prayers Answered
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The Town's Hainted
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Pulling Aslan's Thorn
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11/28/2001
01:52

Tolkien is Rich
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The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
11/28/2001
00:40

Rich Embarrassment
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Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
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J-Mart
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Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
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Spoiled Rich Kids
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Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
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Polo Match
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The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
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Million Millionaire March
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The rich protest South Park's financial discrimination.
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Lesson Learned
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After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.
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