Watching

01:17

Alien Abduction
South ParkS1 E1

Ike gets abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
South ParkS1 E13

When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
02/25/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
South ParkS1 E13

Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
01:16

Who Shot Mephesto?
South ParkS2 E2

Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
04/22/1998
01:35

A Lot of Black People in China
South ParkS2 E5

The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
06/03/1998
01:08

Captain Ahab
South ParkS2 E5

The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
06/03/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
South ParkS2 E5

South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
06/03/1998
01:37

So Many Situations, All of Them So Sticky
South ParkS2 E7

To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
06/17/1998
01:52

Bus Driver's Video Guide
South ParkS2 E7

When the bus crashes into a river, goes down a waterfall, and comes to rest precariously on the edge of a cliff, Ms. Crabtree watches a training video.
06/17/1998
02:26

A Sticky Situation
South ParkS2 E7

In an effort to find help, Mrs. Crabtree moves one step closer to date-rape. Back on the bus, the boys remember another time they'd been in danger.
06/17/1998
01:05

Carrot Top Sucks
South ParkS2 E7

Hoping to score with Mrs. Crabtree, the truck driver takes her to the worst comedy club in the entire world.
06/17/1998
01:12

Have U Seen Me?
South ParkS2 E7

Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
06/17/1998
01:42

Fonzie
South ParkS2 E7

Cartman recollects the time the Fonz jumped over all those buses on his motorcycle.
06/17/1998
01:22

Please Call Me Muffin
South ParkS2 E7

While Mrs. Crabtree notices the truck driver's name keeps changing. The boys have flashbacks about the day before.
06/17/1998
00:22

Bagging Ms. Crabtree
South ParkS2 E14

Chef continues pleasuring the women of South Park for money, including Ms. Crabtree.
10/07/1998
01:54

Crapper Keeper
South ParkS4 E12

Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.
11/15/2000
00:52

Hummer
South ParkS4 E15

Kyle unmasks the fake Cartman.
12/06/2000
00:56

Deal Druggie
South ParkS4 E15

Skinny Cartman crawls into Mrs. Crabtree's vagina.
12/06/2000
00:43

A Tight Virgin Flower
South ParkS4 E15

Skinny Cartman dies inside Mrs. Crabtree's Uterus.
12/06/2000
01:08

You love me, don't you?
South ParkS6 E3

Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.
03/20/2002
02:11

Suck It Out of a Hose
South ParkS6 E7

The boys prepare a larger amount of the semen/Sea People mixture. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.
06/26/2002
01:44

The Death of Veronica Crabtree
South ParkS8 E13

Kyle jumps off his roof so that people will listen to what he says.
12/08/2004