South Park
Alien Abduction
Season 1 E 1 • 08/13/1997
Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.
Tags:CartmanIkeKennyKyleAliensMs. Crabtree
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01:17
South ParkS1 E1
Alien Abduction
Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
02:49
South ParkS1 E13
Eric's Tea Party
When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
02/25/1998
01:13
South ParkS1 E13
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
01:16
South ParkS2 E2
Who Shot Mephesto?
Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
04/22/1998
01:35
South ParkS2 E5
A Lot of Black People in China
The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
06/03/1998
01:08
South ParkS2 E5
Captain Ahab
The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
06/03/1998
01:33
South ParkS2 E5
Big American Eyes
South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
06/03/1998
01:37
South ParkS2 E7
So Many Situations, All of Them So Sticky
To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
06/17/1998
01:52
South ParkS2 E7
Bus Driver's Video Guide
When the bus crashes into a river, goes down a waterfall, and comes to rest precariously on the edge of a cliff, Ms. Crabtree watches a training video.
06/17/1998
02:26
South ParkS2 E7
A Sticky Situation
In an effort to find help, Mrs. Crabtree moves one step closer to date-rape. Back on the bus, the boys remember another time they'd been in danger.
06/17/1998
01:05
South ParkS2 E7
Carrot Top Sucks
Hoping to score with Mrs. Crabtree, the truck driver takes her to the worst comedy club in the entire world.
06/17/1998
01:12
South ParkS2 E7
Have U Seen Me?
Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
06/17/1998
01:42
South ParkS2 E7
Fonzie
Cartman recollects the time the Fonz jumped over all those buses on his motorcycle.
06/17/1998
01:22
South ParkS2 E7
Please Call Me Muffin
While Mrs. Crabtree notices the truck driver's name keeps changing. The boys have flashbacks about the day before.
06/17/1998
01:38
South ParkS2 E7
Super Chocolaty Chunky Funk Chip Surprise Ice Cream
Cartman dreamed the whole episode, according to Stan's dream.
06/17/1998
01:37
South ParkS2 E11
The Plane-arium
Cartman can't showcase his talent to the people at the Cheesy Poofs van because he has to go inside and look at a bunch of stupid stars.
09/02/1998
00:22
South ParkS2 E14
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Chef continues pleasuring the women of South Park for money, including Ms. Crabtree.
10/07/1998
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South ParkS4 E15
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South ParkS4 E15
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With Kenny behind bars, there's only one person who can impersonate him effectively, the Skinny Fake Cartman
12/06/2000
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South ParkS4 E15
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When you impersonate Kenny, you get killed.
12/06/2000
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South ParkS6 E3
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South ParkS6 E7
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12/08/2004