The Conch of Blind Faith
South Park
Season 3 E 9 • 07/28/1999

Kenny sacrifices his life for the Jew Scouts.

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01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
00:43

Blown It's Top
South ParkS1 E3

The volcano erupts, sparing Cartman at Kenny's expense.
08/27/1997
00:56

A Space Station Kills Kenny
South ParkS1

The day before Halloween, a Russian space station crashes into South Park and kills Kenny.
10/29/1997
01:04

Kenny Lives (and Dies)
South ParkS1

The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
10/29/1997
01:09

Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
South ParkS1

With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
02/25/1998
01:51

Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
South ParkS1

Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
02/25/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
South ParkS2

South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
06/03/1998
00:55

"Me & Mr. Hankey"
South ParkS2

Somehow, Mr. Hankey's story has already been made into a feature film.
08/19/1998
01:22

Extra Credit
South ParkS2

Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
09/02/1998
01:21

Bull-Riding Record
South ParkS2

Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
09/30/1998
01:33

Parkinson's
South ParkS2

The boys ask Aunt Flo where she got the fish, and decide to investigate. The fish then kills her and Kenny.
10/28/1998
02:07

God Damn Stupid-Ass Rainforest!
South ParkS3 E1

Loggers arrive just in time to save the choir.
04/07/1999
01:06

A Dude Moment
South ParkS3 E3

Chef tells the boys he's engaged to Veronica.
04/21/1999
03:10

Dirty Bitch
South ParkS3 E3

The boys break up Chef's wedding and reveal Veronica to be a succubus.
04/21/1999
03:25

The Conch of Blind Faith
South ParkS3 E9

Kenny sacrifices his life for the Jew Scouts.
07/28/1999
01:01

Phonics Monkey Attacks
South ParkS3 E12

Kenny gets killed by the Phonics Monkey.
11/10/1999
02:06

Time To Go Mr. Hankey
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Hankey and friends do one more.
12/01/1999
01:19

Bricks and Groans
South ParkS4 E2

The boys try to use bricks to get their sled to work
04/12/2000
01:33

Oprah
South ParkS4 E4

Oprah saves the quints.
04/26/2000
01:54

More Like A Mexican
South ParkS4 E6

Kyle's Mom agrees to take Kyle to a real doctor.
06/28/2000
02:24

Fingerbang Live Onstage
South ParkS4 E8

Randy Marsh gets a second chance at boy band stardom.
07/12/2000
01:35

Trapper Keeper Ready To Absorb
South ParkS4 E12

Kenny gets killed by the Trapper Keeper.
11/15/2000
00:43

A Tight Virgin Flower
South ParkS4 E15

Skinny Cartman dies inside Mrs. Crabtree's Uterus.
12/06/2000
02:30

Say Yes To Gay
South ParkS5 E2

Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.
06/27/2001
00:48

Trite Things Between Your Ass Cheeks
South ParkS5 E4

Terrance and Phillip perform together live after all.
07/18/2001
01:03

Heaven into Hell
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman asks for a refund on his theme park.
07/25/2001
00:51

Just Walk Away
South ParkS5 E6

The boys ride up to the girls' fortress and the sides face off.
08/01/2001
01:24

Air Antarctica
South ParkS5 E10

The boys ship Cousin Kyle to Antarctica in a cargo box.
11/21/2001
01:49

Worst Friend Ever
South ParkS5 E12

Kenny dies and Cartman makes his own Shakey's Pizza out of stem cells.
12/05/2001
01:27

Not Kenny
South ParkS6 E3

Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.
03/20/2002
01:41

Level 60
South ParkS9 E4

Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.
03/30/2005
01:50

The Fine Sport of Wrastling
South ParkS13 E10

The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.
10/21/2009