South ParkS1 E2
Blown It's Top
Just after Cartman's life is spared, the volcano finally blows its top, directly onto Kenny.
South ParkS1 E7
A Space Station Kills Kenny
The day before Halloween, a Russian space station crashes into South Park and kills Kenny.
South ParkS1 E13
Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
South ParkS2 E11
Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
South ParkS2 E15
The boys ask Aunt Flo where she got the fish, and decide to investigate. The fish then kills her and Kenny.
South ParkS3 E3
The boys try to break up Chef's wedding by singing the succubus' horrible Maureen McGovern song backwards.
South ParkS3 E12
Phonics Monkey Attacks
Kyle and Kenny interrupt Cartman's "studying" to ask for help with the home school kid. The Fonics Monkey kills Kenny.
South ParkS4 E2
Bricks and Groans
The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.
South ParkS4 E4
Oprah saves the quints; meanwhile, Kenny is killed in Romania despite his popularity.
South ParkS4 E6
More Like A Mexican
Kyle is taken to see Chief Running Pinto and Carlos Ramirez. They recommend he go see a real doctor.
South ParkS5 E2
Say Yes To Gay
Al and the scouts go to the Supreme Court and Al wins. In a celebration of his return, he declines the offer, teaching everyone a thing or too about being open-minded.
South ParkS5 E5
Trite Things Between Your Ass Cheeks
Having made their peace, Terrance and Phillip take the stage just in the nick of time.
South ParkS5 E6
Heaven into Hell
The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
South ParkS5 E7
Just Walk Away
The boys of South Park are looking for the girls of South Park. The girls have built a fortress to keep them out and the boys have to penetrate it.
South ParkS5 E11
The boys take Cousin Kyle to the airport to "play hide and seek," and ship him to Antarctica. Kenny gets killed by security over a toenail clipping.
South ParkS6 E3
The boys watch an episode of the Maury Povich show in which he interviews people with horrid disfigurements. Stan is outraged.
South ParkS9 E4
Kenny plays Heaven vs. Hell on his PSP until he reaches level 60, at which time he is hit by an ice cream truck.
South ParkS9 E3
Wing Doesn't Belong to Anyone
After a shootout, Stan convinces both the boys and the Chinese mafia to stop mooching off of their clients' hopes and dreams.
South ParkS10 E8
Inside the World of Warcraft
While playing World of Warcraft, the boys' characters get inexplicably killed by what appears to be one tough badass.
South ParkS13 E10
The Wrestling Coach attempts to sabotage the boys' performance.
South ParkS3 E15
Time To Go Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
South ParkS4 E8
Fingerbang Live Onstage
Randy Marsh agrees to let Stan perform at the mall. Kenny gets killed by an elevator and Randy Marsh steps in to save the gig.
South ParkS2 E5
Big American Eyes
South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
South ParkS2 E9
"Me & Mr. Hankey"
Somehow, Mr. Hankey's story has already been made into a feature film.
South ParkS5 E13
Worst Friend Ever
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
South ParkS2 E13
Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
South ParkS2 E17
The Underpants Business
The boys go to the gnomes' cave and learn about their underpants business. The gnomes agree to tell them about corporate takeovers.
South ParkS3 E9
The Conch of Blind Faith
Kenny gets a blow to the head by the conch shell and dies, but in doing so, frees Moses and saves the Jew Scouts. They promise to honor him every year.
South ParkS3 E1
God Damn Stupid-Ass Rainforest!
Captured by the natives, tied up, and about to be manhandled by some sort of enormous man-creature, Ms. Stevens is at her wit's end.
South ParkS1 E7
Kenny Lives (and Dies)
The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
South ParkS14 E13
I Can't Die
Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks.
South ParkS4 E12
Trapper Keeper Ready To Absorb
BMS471 gets sidetracked by Mrs. Cartman. The Trapper Keeper absorbs Eric, turns into some kind of hybrid and kills Kenny.
South ParkS1 E8
The Battle Against The Turkeys
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.