South Park
Candy Master
Season 1 E 7 • 10/29/1997
The boys go trick-or-treating, but are still unaware that Kenny's a zombie. Wendy tries to apologize to Stan, but he does not accept her apology.
Tags:StanKennyCartmanKyleKu Klux KlanWendyjunk foodHalloweentasersassesCrack Whore Magazine

Watching

01:36
South ParkS1 E7
Candy Master
The boys go trick-or-treating, but are still unaware that Kenny's a zombie. Wendy tries to apologize to Stan, but he does not accept her apology.
10/29/1997
01:19
South ParkS1 E9
Acute Fecalphelia
Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
12/17/1997
01:40
South ParkS2 E9
The Red Carpet
While the denizens of South Park line the streets anxiously awaiting a potential celebrity sighting, the boys discuss the possible return of Mr. Hankey.
08/19/1998
00:50
South ParkS2 E10
Herpes Questions
When the boys ask Chef what to do if they want to give someone herpes, he directs them to Old Frida on Main Street, who has a mouth full of them.
08/26/1998
01:08
South ParkS2 E17
South Park Town Hall meeting
The boys and Tweek go on a talk show to debate John Postem. They argue their side poorly, but somehow, end up winning.
12/16/1998
01:44
South ParkS3 E5
Sumo Lessons
Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
06/23/1999
01:27
South ParkS3 E12
Public School Mating
Kyle explains the nature of love and mating in public school to Rebecca. They kiss and Rebecca likes it.
11/10/1999
01:50
South ParkS4 E2
Ailbreak-Jay
Yle-Kay and an-Stay o-gay to uvenile-Jay all-Hay with an ail-nay ile-fay illed-fay ake-cay, to try to elp-hay artman-Cay.
04/12/2000
01:11
South ParkS4 E2
Phil Collins Hill
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sled race on a hill more than six feet tall.
04/12/2000
01:19
South ParkS4 E2
Bricks and Groans
The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.
04/12/2000
00:45
South ParkS4 E4
Asshole of the World
The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets become an attraction. You can pay watch them eat a fish stick every so often.
04/26/2000
00:43
South ParkS5 E4
We Don't Take Pubes
The boys go to a movie theater where Cartman attempts to pay for his ticket in pubes.
07/11/2001
00:43
South ParkS5 E4
Young, Supple Eight-Year-Old Boy
Radiohead receives Cartman's heartfelt plea for them to play in South Park.
07/11/2001
01:15
South ParkS5 E6
Kyle's Hemorrhoid
Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amusement park.
07/25/2001
00:31
South ParkS5 E6
No Will to Live
The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
07/25/2001
00:54
South ParkS5 E10
Dairy Gold
Cartman submits Kenny's picture as a missing child photo to the milk company.
11/14/2001
01:22
South ParkS6 E4
Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass
The boys wake up Cartman so he can help them. After farting in Kyle's face and making them beg, Cartman says no and goes back to sleep.
03/27/2002
00:57
South ParkS6 E8
Cartman Wins the Bet
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.
07/03/2002
01:55
South ParkS6 E11
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
07/24/2002
01:06
South ParkS6 E14
Gerbil Science
Mr. Garrison demonstrates an important scientific principle using a test tube, Lemmiwinks the gerbil, and Mr. Slave in position seven.
11/20/2002
01:00
South ParkS6 E14
Lunch Line Confession
The boys ask Chef if they're homophobic because of how uncomfortable they felt when Mr. Garrison put the gerbil in Mr. Slave's ass. Chef assures them they're reaction was warranted, and says he will talk to the principal about this.
11/20/2002
01:20
South ParkS6 E14
Lemmiwinks' Adventure Begins
Mr. Garrison is called to Principal Victoria's Office. Meanwhile, in Mr. Slave's ass, Lemmiwinks is given a quest by the Frog Prince.
11/20/2002
02:32
South ParkS8 E5
Hesiated Colon
AWESOM-O convinces Butters to tell him secrets, but learns that Butters has videotaped Cartman doing something embarrassing.
04/14/2004
01:18
South ParkS8 E5
Just Slide it Up In My Anus
Butters asks AWESOM-O to insert his medicinal suppository for him before they go to bed.
04/14/2004
01:48
South ParkS8 E10
Texas Chili Bowl
The sixth graders all end up in the hospital after crossing Trent Boyett.
11/10/2004
01:34
South ParkS8 E12
Born a Whore
Mr. Slave tells Wendy that you can't learn to be a whore, you have to be born a whore.
12/01/2004
01:30
South ParkS9 E14
Anal Bleeding
A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
12/07/2005
00:59
South ParkS9 E14
Anal Miracle
Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
12/07/2005
02:10
South ParkS10 E5
Oprah Turns on Towelie
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
04/19/2006
03:56
South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Hero
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
04/19/2006
01:33
South ParkS10 E5
Minge-y's Plot
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
04/19/2006
01:41
South ParkS10 E5
Geraldo Gets A Call
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
04/19/2006
01:41
South ParkS10 E5
High on Larry King Live
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
04/19/2006
02:00
South ParkS10 E5
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
04/19/2006
02:27
South ParkS10 E13
Sex Change Operation?
Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
11/08/2006
01:31
South ParkS12 E4
How Do We Make Money on the Internet?
The boys create an Internet video they hope will end the strike.
04/02/2008
01:02
South ParkS12 E4
What, What In the Butt
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
04/02/2008
01:26
South ParkS5 E11
Flexi-Grips
Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport.
12/31/2018