Dairy Gold
South Park
Season 5 E 9 • 11/14/2001

Cartman gives Kenny's photo to the milk company.

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01:36

Candy Master
South ParkS1

The boys go trick-or-treating, but are still unaware that Kenny's a zombie. Wendy tries to apologize to Stan, but he does not accept her apology.
10/29/1997
01:19

Acute Fecalphelia
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
12/17/1997
01:40

The Red Carpet
South ParkS2 E9

While the denizens of South Park line the streets anxiously awaiting a potential celebrity sighting, the boys discuss the possible return of Mr. Hankey.
08/19/1998
00:50

Herpes Questions
South ParkS2 E10

When the boys ask Chef what to do if they want to give someone herpes, he directs them to Old Frida on Main Street, who has a mouth full of them.
08/26/1998
01:08

South Park Town Hall meeting
South ParkS2 E17

The boys and Tweek go on a talk show to debate John Postem. They argue their side poorly, but somehow, end up winning.
12/16/1998
01:44

Sumo Lessons
South ParkS3 E5

Craig can't overpower Cartman's ass.
06/23/1999
01:27

Public School Mating
South ParkS3 E12

Kyle's kiss loosens Rebecca up.
11/10/1999
01:50

Ailbreak-Jay
South ParkS4 E2

Cartman can't take Kyle and Stan's cake back to his cell, so they leave to concoct a new jailbreak plan.
04/12/2000
01:11

Phil Collins Hill
South ParkS4 E2

The girls challenge the boys to a sled race.
04/12/2000
01:19

Bricks and Groans
South ParkS4 E2

The boys try to use bricks to get their sled to work
04/12/2000
00:45

Asshole of the World
South ParkS4 E4

A newscast about the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets.
04/26/2000
00:43

We Don't Take Pubes
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.
07/11/2001
00:43

Young, Supple Eight-Year-Old Boy
South ParkS5 E4

Radiohead reads Cartman's fan letter.
07/11/2001
01:15

Kyle's Hemorrhoid
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
00:31

No Will to Live
South ParkS5 E5

Kyle seems to have given up on life.
07/25/2001
00:54

Dairy Gold
South ParkS5 E9

Cartman gives Kenny's photo to the milk company.
11/14/2001
01:26

Flexi-Grips
South ParkS5 E10

Mr. Garrison introduces IT to the world.
11/21/2001
01:22

Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass
South ParkS6 E4

Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.
03/27/2002
00:57

Cartman Wins the Bet
South ParkS6 E8

After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.
07/03/2002
01:55

Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
South ParkS6 E11

The children are sent away so their parents can't abduct them.
07/24/2002
01:07

Gerbil Science
South ParkS6 E14

Mr. Garrison puts Lemmiwinks the gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass.
11/20/2002
01:00

Lunch Line Confession
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The boys feel that they are intolerant because they're uncomfortable around Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave
11/20/2002
01:20

Lemmiwinks' Adventure Begins
South ParkS6 E14

Lemmiwinks begins his journey to escape from Mr. Slave's ass.
11/20/2002
02:32

Hesiated Colon
South ParkS8 E5

Butters tells secrets to a disguised Cartman.
04/14/2004
00:52

Just Slide it Up In My Anus
South ParkS8 E5

AWESOM-O puts medicine in Butters' anus.
04/14/2004
01:48

Texas Chili Bowl
South ParkS8 E10

Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.
11/10/2004
01:34

Born a Whore
South ParkS8 E12

Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.
12/01/2004
01:30

Anal Bleeding
South ParkS9 E14

Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.
12/07/2005
00:59

Anal Miracle
South ParkS9 E14

Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.
12/07/2005
02:10

Oprah Turns on Towelie
South ParkS10 E5

Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
04/19/2006
03:56

Towelie the Hero
South ParkS10 E5

Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
04/19/2006
02:00

Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
South ParkS10 E5

The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
04/19/2006
02:27

Sex Change Operation?
South ParkS10 E13

Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
11/08/2006
01:02

What, What In the Butt
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Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
04/02/2008