You Will Respect My Authoritah!
South Park
Season 2 • 05/20/1998

Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.

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00:52

Oh My God, A Volcano!
South ParkS1 E3

Stan's dad calls for help interpreting a smoking mountain.
08/27/1997
01:57

Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
South ParkS1 E3

Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.
08/27/1997
01:37

Totally Screwed
South ParkS1 E3

Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.
08/27/1997
01:15

Digging a Trench
South ParkS1 E3

The mayor plans to dig a trench to save South Park.
08/27/1997
01:21

Everybody Hates Stan
South ParkS1 E5

Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
09/10/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
South ParkS1

The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
09/17/1997
00:31

Cartoon Central
South ParkS1

Mrs. Broflovski leads the "Terrance and Phillip" protest while explosive diarrhea spreads though the protestors.
09/17/1997
01:15

Fearing Death
South ParkS1

Protesters continue to fling themselves against Cartoon Central's HQ. Stan's parents are too busy protecting him from TV, they can't help him escape Death.
09/17/1997
01:08

There's Always Something
South ParkS1

The parents discover that "She's the Sheriff" is a dirty show too. Grandpa decides to go to Africa in hopes of being eaten alive.
09/17/1997
00:54

A Disturbed Little Boy
South ParkS1 E13

The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
02/25/1998
00:56

You Will Respect My Authoritah!
South ParkS2

Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.
05/20/1998
01:51

Conjoined Twin Myslexia
South ParkS2

When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
06/03/1998
01:12

Have U Seen Me?
South ParkS2

Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
06/17/1998
02:08

Cartman's Dad: John Elway
South ParkS2

To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father, John Elway.
06/17/1998
01:54

Old Frida
South ParkS2 E10

While the Marshes are out looking for Stan, the boys pay Old Frida to give their parents herpes.
08/26/1998
01:00

Chickenpox Guilt
South ParkS2 E10

Stan's parents are feeling guilty about purposefully giving Stan the chickenpox that put him in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:30

Hospital Homework
South ParkS2 E10

Stan's parents treat themselves to movies and milkshakes while Stan gets stuck with homework in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:41

Stan's Missing
South ParkS2 E10

Stan's missing and if they don't find him soon, chickenpox will make him think he's David Duchovny and he could die.
08/26/1998
01:29

Sweet Revenge
South ParkS2 E10

The boys have successfully given their parents herpes and are recuperating from the chickenpox, except for Kenny who is dead.
08/26/1998
01:54

The "C" Word
South ParkS2 E12

Stan's dad tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse. Then he calls his wife the "C" word.
09/23/1998
01:38

School Marriage Counselor
South ParkS2 E12

While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
09/23/1998
01:14

A Quick Divorce
South ParkS2 E12

Stan's mom tells him that his father has moved out, and that it's all his fault. Stan meets his new step dad, Roy.
09/23/1998
01:22

Quality Time
South ParkS2 E12

Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
09/23/1998
00:31

Clubhouse Party
South ParkS2 E12

A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.
09/23/1998
01:11

Together Again
South ParkS2 E12

Stan's parents meet in the clubhouse and work things out in a very adult round of Truth or Dare, while Roy gets caught in a trap.
09/23/1998
01:33

Parkinson's
South ParkS2 E15

The boys ask Aunt Flo where she got the fish, and decide to investigate. The fish then kills her and Kenny.
10/28/1998
01:05

5 Days or So...
South ParkS2 E15

While in bed, Stan is silently terrorized by his new, spooky fish. He places a shirt over the bowl to stop the fish from staring at him.
10/28/1998
00:52

Why Did you Take His Pants Off?
South ParkS2 E15

Randy Marsh stumbles upon Officer Barbrady in the basement. He asks his wife for an explanation, but she avoids it.
10/28/1998
02:28

Manson Sings
South ParkS2 E16

Charlie finally understands what the holidays are all about and knows he deserves to go to prison. Charlie feels so good he sings a song about it.
12/09/1998
01:18

Trip to Nebraska
South ParkS2 E16

Everyone's going to Cartman's grandmother's house for the weekend. Stan is going too, whether his parents like it or not.
12/09/1998
00:28

Stan's in Trouble
South ParkS2 E16

Stan's parents can't believe he went to Nebraska without their permission and told everyone they were dead.
12/09/1998
02:14

Kenny's Funeral
South ParkS3 E2

The boys are chosen to perform the Stations of the Cross.
04/14/1999
02:00

Nobel Prize Awards
South ParkS3 E2

Randy wins the Nobel Prize.
04/14/1999
01:55

Stan's Pep Talk
South ParkS3 E2

Stan motivates his dad to keep working.
04/14/1999
01:58

Another Combustion
South ParkS3 E2

A woman in South Park combusts, Randy tries to figure out why.
04/14/1999
01:27

Stations of the Cross
South ParkS3 E2

Randy finds the reason for the combustions.
04/14/1999
01:38

Release the Pressure
South ParkS3 E2

Randy reveals the cause of the combustions.
04/14/1999
01:25

Everybody Farts
South ParkS3 E2

Randy Marsh Day is declared.
04/14/1999
01:18

Heat Wave
South ParkS3 E2

A heat wave takes over South Park.
04/14/1999