School Marriage Counselor
South Park
Season 2 • 09/23/1998

While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.

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00:52

Oh My God, A Volcano!
South ParkS1 E3

Stan's dad calls for help interpreting a smoking mountain.
08/27/1997
01:57

Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
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Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.
08/27/1997
01:37

Totally Screwed
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Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.
08/27/1997
01:15

Digging a Trench
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The mayor plans to dig a trench to save South Park.
08/27/1997
01:21

Everybody Hates Stan
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Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
09/10/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
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At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
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The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
09/17/1997
00:31

Cartoon Central
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Mrs. Broflovski leads the "Terrance and Phillip" protest while explosive diarrhea spreads though the protestors.
09/17/1997
01:15

Fearing Death
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Protesters continue to fling themselves against Cartoon Central's HQ. Stan's parents are too busy protecting him from TV, they can't help him escape Death.
09/17/1997
00:54

A Disturbed Little Boy
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The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
02/25/1998
00:56

You Will Respect My Authoritah!
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Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.
05/20/1998
01:51

Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
06/03/1998
01:12

Have U Seen Me?
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Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
06/17/1998
02:08

Cartman's Dad: John Elway
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To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father, John Elway.
06/17/1998
01:54

Old Frida
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While the Marshes are out looking for Stan, the boys pay Old Frida to give their parents herpes.
08/26/1998
01:00

Chickenpox Guilt
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Stan's parents are feeling guilty about purposefully giving Stan the chickenpox that put him in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:30

Hospital Homework
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Stan's parents treat themselves to movies and milkshakes while Stan gets stuck with homework in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:41

Stan's Missing
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Stan's missing and if they don't find him soon, chickenpox will make him think he's David Duchovny and he could die.
08/26/1998
01:38

School Marriage Counselor
South ParkS2

While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
09/23/1998
01:14

A Quick Divorce
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Stan's mom tells him that his father has moved out, and that it's all his fault. Stan meets his new step dad, Roy.
09/23/1998
01:22

Quality Time
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Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
09/23/1998
00:31

Clubhouse Party
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A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.
09/23/1998
01:33

Parkinson's
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The boys ask Aunt Flo where she got the fish, and decide to investigate. The fish then kills her and Kenny.
10/28/1998
01:05

5 Days or So...
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While in bed, Stan is silently terrorized by his new, spooky fish. He places a shirt over the bowl to stop the fish from staring at him.
10/28/1998
00:52

Why Did you Take His Pants Off?
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Randy Marsh stumbles upon Officer Barbrady in the basement. He asks his wife for an explanation, but she avoids it.
10/28/1998
02:28

Manson Sings
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Charlie finally understands what the holidays are all about and knows he deserves to go to prison. Charlie feels so good he sings a song about it.
12/09/1998
00:28

Stan's in Trouble
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Stan's parents can't believe he went to Nebraska without their permission and told everyone they were dead.
12/09/1998
02:14

Kenny's Funeral
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The boys are chosen to perform the Stations of the Cross.
04/14/1999
02:00

Nobel Prize Awards
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Randy wins the Nobel Prize.
04/14/1999
01:55

Stan's Pep Talk
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Stan motivates his dad to keep working.
04/14/1999
01:58

Another Combustion
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A woman in South Park combusts, Randy tries to figure out why.
04/14/1999
01:27

Stations of the Cross
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Randy finds the reason for the combustions.
04/14/1999
01:38

Release the Pressure
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Randy reveals the cause of the combustions.
04/14/1999
01:25

Everybody Farts
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Randy Marsh Day is declared.
04/14/1999
01:18

Heat Wave
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A heat wave takes over South Park.
04/14/1999
01:18

Global Warming
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The farts of South Park have caused the heat wave.
04/14/1999
00:48

The Stations of Randy
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The town of South Park is angry at Randy.
04/14/1999
01:12

Growing Problem
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The news does a rather biased story on Randy.
04/14/1999
01:15

Fart in Moderation
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Randy saves the town with moderation.
04/14/1999
03:10

Dirty Bitch
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The boys break up Chef's wedding and reveal Veronica to be a succubus.
04/21/1999