Barbrady Can't Read
South Park
Season 2 E 3 • 05/20/1998

Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.

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08/20/1997
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08/20/1997
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Officer Barbrady shows an old film to help with volcano safety.
08/27/1997
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09/10/1997
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09/17/1997
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A Pile of Money and No Pants On
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While trick-or-treating, Kenny continues attacking people. Chef tries to warn the mayor and Officer Barbrady about the zombies.
10/29/1997
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Mutant Turkeys Are Back
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At the food drive, Kenny grabs a can of string beans. The turkeys return and Chef gives orders to the town on how to protect themselves.
11/19/1997
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12/17/1997
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02/18/1998
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02/25/1998
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Drunken Barn Dance
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02/25/1998
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Who Shot Mephesto?
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04/22/1998
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America's Most Wanted
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"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
04/22/1998
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Desperate Times
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The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
04/22/1998
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Desperate Measures
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During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
04/22/1998
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After the Storm
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Mephesto recovers and reveals that his brother shoots him once a month. The cannibals are freed and ponder how they'll go on living after what they did.
04/22/1998
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Chicken Sex
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The "Cops" cameras follow Officer Barbrady to a crime scene, where he insists to everyone that "There's nothing to see here."
05/20/1998
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Nightsticks For Everyone
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With his reading progress slow and his job on the line, Officer Barbrady deputizes the boys to help him catch the poultrygeist.
05/20/1998
02:52

Petting Zoo
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Officer Barbrady and the deputies stake out South Park's Petting Zoo. They learn the Chickenfucker's motive.
05/20/1998
00:29

Cops
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"Cops" has come to South Park, for a ride-along with Officer Barbrady.
05/20/1998
00:44

Barbrady Can't Read
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Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.
05/20/1998
00:51

South Park Riots
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With Officer Barbrady out of the picture, South Park descends into chaos. Meanwhile, the mayor and her Goons are forced to meet the press.
05/20/1998
01:33

Go Dog Go
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Back in class, Cartman and Officer Barbrady have to give book reports in front of the class, which is tough if you still don't know how to read.
05/20/1998
00:39

Bumbly Wumbly and the Spotted Spacecraft
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Officer Barbrady and the deputies investigate the Chickenfucker's first clue at the Booktastic Bus.
05/20/1998
00:49

Major Breakthrough
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The boys arrive too late to stop the Chickenfucker, but not too late for Officer Barbrady to finally read.
05/20/1998
01:13

Plucked
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At a parade in his honor, Officer Barbrady denounces his new-found ability to read.
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Lifetime Achievement Award
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You're All A Bunch of Freaks
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Problem Solved
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Calling For Backup
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Stan and Kyle go to Officer Barbrady for help investigating the plane-arium. Luckily, Barbrady's not too busy at the moment.
09/02/1998
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Officer Barbrady accompanies Stan and Kyle to the plane-arium and shows them firsthand exactly how easy it is to be a criminal in South Park.
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No Match For Me
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Dr. Adams doesn't have trouble enticing people to the plane-arium by putting them under hypnosis.
09/02/1998
00:30

Officer Presley
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Mr. Mackey is onto Dr. Adams' evil scheme and arrives just in time. Unfortunately, he's no match for Officer Presley's, er, Barbrady's firepower.
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