Nightsticks For Everyone
South Park
Season 2 E 3 • 05/20/1998

With his reading progress slow and his job on the line, Officer Barbrady deputizes the boys to help him catch the poultrygeist.

Watching

00:54

Inside Out Cows
South ParkS1 E1

South Park cows are turning inside-out.
08/13/1997
00:28

People Train
South ParkS1 E1

South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.
08/20/1997
01:31

Must Stop Garrison
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
08/20/1997
01:57

Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
South ParkS1 E3

Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.
08/27/1997
01:25

Duck & Cover
South ParkS1 E3

Officer Barbrady shows an old film to help with volcano safety.
08/27/1997
02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
South ParkS1 E5

Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
09/10/1997
00:54

Death Appears
South ParkS1 E6

Grandpa is about to die, but Death shows up and goes after the boys instead.
09/17/1997
01:06

A Pile of Money and No Pants On
South ParkS1

While trick-or-treating, Kenny continues attacking people. Chef tries to warn the mayor and Officer Barbrady about the zombies.
10/29/1997
02:03

Mutant Turkeys Are Back
South ParkS1 E8

At the food drive, Kenny grabs a can of string beans. The turkeys return and Chef gives orders to the town on how to protect themselves.
11/19/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
12/17/1997
02:49

Barbra Who?
South ParkS1 E12

Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
02/18/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
South ParkS1 E13

Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
03:01

Drunken Barn Dance
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
02/25/1998
01:16

Who Shot Mephesto?
South ParkS2 E2

Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
04/22/1998
01:28

America's Most Wanted
South ParkS2 E2

"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
04/22/1998
01:16

Desperate Times
South ParkS2 E2

The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
04/22/1998
01:05

Desperate Measures
South ParkS2 E2

During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
04/22/1998
01:17

After the Storm
South ParkS2 E2

Mephesto recovers and reveals that his brother shoots him once a month. The cannibals are freed and ponder how they'll go on living after what they did.
04/22/1998
01:39

Chicken Sex
South ParkS2 E3

The "Cops" cameras follow Officer Barbrady to a crime scene, where he insists to everyone that "There's nothing to see here."
05/20/1998
02:04

Nightsticks For Everyone
South ParkS2 E3

With his reading progress slow and his job on the line, Officer Barbrady deputizes the boys to help him catch the poultrygeist.
05/20/1998
02:52

Petting Zoo
South ParkS2 E3

Officer Barbrady and the deputies stake out South Park's Petting Zoo. They learn the Chickenfucker's motive.
05/20/1998
00:29

Cops
South ParkS2 E3

"Cops" has come to South Park, for a ride-along with Officer Barbrady.
05/20/1998
00:44

Barbrady Can't Read
South ParkS2 E3

Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.
05/20/1998
00:51

South Park Riots
South ParkS2 E3

With Officer Barbrady out of the picture, South Park descends into chaos. Meanwhile, the mayor and her Goons are forced to meet the press.
05/20/1998
01:33

Go Dog Go
South ParkS2 E3

Back in class, Cartman and Officer Barbrady have to give book reports in front of the class, which is tough if you still don't know how to read.
05/20/1998
00:39

Bumbly Wumbly and the Spotted Spacecraft
South ParkS2 E3

Officer Barbrady and the deputies investigate the Chickenfucker's first clue at the Booktastic Bus.
05/20/1998
00:49

Major Breakthrough
South ParkS2 E3

The boys arrive too late to stop the Chickenfucker, but not too late for Officer Barbrady to finally read.
05/20/1998
01:13

Plucked
South ParkS2 E3

At a parade in his honor, Officer Barbrady denounces his new-found ability to read.
05/20/1998
01:07

Lifetime Achievement Award
South ParkS2 E5

At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
06/03/1998
01:36

You're All A Bunch of Freaks
South ParkS2 E5

South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
06/03/1998
00:57

Problem Solved
South ParkS2 E8

The mayor is outraged that she can't get fireworks for the 4th of July celebration. Officer Barbrady inspires her to make the biggest snake in the world.
06/24/1998
00:22

Calling For Backup
South ParkS2 E11

Stan and Kyle go to Officer Barbrady for help investigating the plane-arium. Luckily, Barbrady's not too busy at the moment.
09/02/1998
00:53

Behind the Scenes
South ParkS2 E11

Officer Barbrady accompanies Stan and Kyle to the plane-arium and shows them firsthand exactly how easy it is to be a criminal in South Park.
09/02/1998
00:33

No Match For Me
South ParkS2 E11

Dr. Adams doesn't have trouble enticing people to the plane-arium by putting them under hypnosis.
09/02/1998
00:30

Officer Presley
South ParkS2 E11

Mr. Mackey is onto Dr. Adams' evil scheme and arrives just in time. Unfortunately, he's no match for Officer Presley's, er, Barbrady's firepower.
09/02/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2 E13

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
02:15

Shenanigans
South ParkS2 E13

When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
09/30/1998
01:10

Cartman's Dream
South ParkS2 E13

Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
09/30/1998
00:29

Mr. Hat Returns
South ParkS2 E14

Mr. Garrison discovers that it was Mr. Hat who was hurting Mr. Twig.
10/07/1998