Watching

03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
South ParkS1 E1

Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
01:37

Totally Screwed
South ParkS1 E3

Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.
08/27/1997
01:15

Digging a Trench
South ParkS1 E3

The mayor plans to dig a trench to save South Park.
08/27/1997
01:54

Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
South ParkS1 E5

The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
09/10/1997
02:40

Half-Chicken Half-Squirrel
South ParkS4 E1

Kyle transcends space and time to save the boys from getting in trouble with the ADA.
04/05/2000
01:55

New Found Wealth
South ParkS4 E1

The boys flaunt their money to Chef.
04/05/2000
02:36

Bad Clones
South ParkS5 E7

The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.
08/08/2001
02:06

Breakin' My Balls
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.
12/05/2001
01:50

The Heat of the Moment
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.
12/05/2001
00:46

Put That Fetus to Good Use
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman's paying for unwanted children.
12/05/2001
00:43

Chaos Theory
South ParkS7 E1

Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.
03/19/2003
01:56

Look Retards...
South ParkS8 E5

The Army and Mr. Scientist believe that AWESOM-O is a robot who doesn't know he's a robot.
04/14/2004
02:09

AWESOM-O Farts
South ParkS8 E5

Mr. Scientist saves AWESOM-O from the Army.
04/14/2004
01:35

Mr. Scientist
South ParkS8 E5

The Pentagon wants AWESOM-O for its own purposes.
04/14/2004
01:01

Blanket's Story
South ParkS8 E6

Kyle feels bad for Blanket and tries to get the boys on his side.
04/21/2004
01:26

Randy's Theory
South ParkS9 E8

The State Capitol panics when they realize global warming is going to strike today.
10/19/2005
02:06

Unfrozen for a Reason
South ParkS10 E12

Cartman learns that the entire world is atheist in the future.
11/01/2006
00:54

Dawning of the Sea Otters
South ParkS10 E12

Cart man's life is threatened in the future.
11/01/2006
01:38

Crank Prank Time Phone
South ParkS10 E13

Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.
11/08/2006
01:06

Cubic Waste Department
South ParkS10 E13

Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.
11/08/2006
01:21

Kill the Wise One!
South ParkS10 E13

The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.
11/08/2006
01:28

Atheist War
South ParkS10 E13

The leaders of the three atheist factions argue about whose organization has the best name.
11/08/2006
00:54

Calling Guinness
South ParkS11 E9

Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.
10/10/2007
01:43

Crap Verification
South ParkS11 E9

After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.
10/10/2007
00:39

Bono's Broken Record
South ParkS11 E9

Bono is told his crap record was beaten.
10/10/2007
01:55

Upstaged By Bono
South ParkS11 E9

Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.
10/10/2007
01:13

Bono's Demands
South ParkS11 E9

News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.
10/10/2007
01:02

Randy's Ultrasound
South ParkS11 E9

Randy's ultrasound reveals the crap is currently 14 Curics.
10/10/2007
00:23

It's Just Too Big
South ParkS11 E9

Randy tries to crap out the crap, but it's just too big.
10/10/2007
03:37

Bono Is Crap
South ParkS11 E9

Herr Brolof tells of how he raised Bono to be the big piece of crap he is today.
10/10/2007
01:50

Pi Pi's Splashtown
South ParkS13 E14

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
11/18/2009
02:12

Not My Waterpark
South ParkS13 E14

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
11/18/2009
02:12

You Gotta Swim!
South ParkS13 E14

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
11/18/2009
01:26

The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
South ParkS13 E14

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
11/18/2009
01:50

Facing a Major Crisis
South ParkS14 E1

The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.
03/17/2010
02:39

Nice Lady with the Handkerchief Test
South ParkS14 E1

The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.
03/17/2010
01:14

Understanding the Outbreak
South ParkS14 E1

The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.
03/17/2010
01:37

The Only Explanation
South ParkS14 E1

The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.
03/17/2010