South Park
Another Shakeys Pizza
Season 5 E 13 • 12/05/2001
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
Tags:scienceCartmanabortionstem cellsShakey's Pizzaboxinggovernment

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Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
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Totally Screwed
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04/05/2000
01:56
South ParkS4 E1
New Found Wealth
As boys flaunt their new wealth at school and talk about breaking from Loogie, Kyle is learning about alternate realities.
04/05/2000
02:36
South ParkS5 E8
Bad Clones
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Breakin' My Balls
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
12/05/2001
01:57
South ParkS5 E13
Another Shakeys Pizza
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
12/05/2001
01:52
South ParkS5 E13
The Heat of the Moment
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
12/05/2001
00:47
South ParkS5 E13
Put That Fetus to Good Use
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
12/05/2001
01:31
South ParkS6 E10
Breast Reduction
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Chaos Theory
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01:56
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Look Retards...
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04/14/2004
02:09
South ParkS8 E5
AWESOM-O Farts
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01:35
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Mr. Scientist
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South ParkS10 E11
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South ParkS10 E12
Unfrozen for a Reason
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Dawning of the Sea Otters
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Crank Prank Time Phone
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11/08/2006
01:06
South ParkS10 E13
Cubic Waste Department
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11/08/2006
01:21
South ParkS10 E13
Kill the Wise One!
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11/08/2006
01:28
South ParkS10 E13
Atheist War
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
11/08/2006
00:54
South ParkS11 E9
Calling Guinness
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10/10/2007
01:43
South ParkS11 E9
Crap Verification
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10/10/2007
00:39
South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Broken Record
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
10/10/2007
01:55
South ParkS11 E9
Upstaged By Bono
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10/10/2007
01:13
South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Demands
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10/10/2007
01:02
South ParkS11 E9
Randy's Ultrasound
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10/10/2007
01:12
South ParkS11 E9
It's Just Too Big
Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
10/10/2007
02:50
South ParkS11 E9
Bono Is Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
10/10/2007
02:29
South ParkS11 E10
Those Aren't Ideas, They're Special FX
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00:33
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Just Some Kid
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As Seen on TV
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00:50
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My Penis Looks Great
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01:21
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Almost All P, No H
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11/18/2009
01:28
South ParkS13 E14
Almost All Pee
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01:27
South ParkS13 E14
Pee Meltdown
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