Fort Collins Can't Play (Music Montage)
South Park
Season 9 E 5 • 04/06/2005

The boys can't lose even when they try.
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01:32

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
12/17/1997
01:58

The Weigh In
South ParkS1 E10

The people of South Park lose faith in Jesus when they realize he's no match for a 320-pound devil -- and put their money on Satan.
02/04/1998
00:36

Who Will Win Our Souls
South ParkS1 E10

The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
02/04/1998
01:15

Domestic Disturbance
South ParkS2 E3

Cartman, still working the beat with the "Cops" team, responds to a domestic disturbance at Kenny's house.
05/20/1998
00:29

Fishing Fight
South ParkS2 E10

Mr. Broflovski and Mr. McCormick end up in a fist fight over the advantages and disadvantages of their lives.
08/26/1998
01:25

The Ice Man Hunter
South ParkS2 E18

As Stan and Kyle start their fight, the Crocodile Hunter begins tracking down the Ice Man.
01/20/1999
01:48

The Fight Begins
South ParkS3 E5

Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.
06/23/1999
02:10

Mr. Adler Set Free
South ParkS3 E5

Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.
06/23/1999
01:44

But Red Racer's On
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
06/23/1999
01:20

Fight Announcement
South ParkS3 E5

The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.
06/23/1999
01:05

How Do You Fight?
South ParkS3 E5

The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.
06/23/1999
01:03

The Oppenheimer Technique
South ParkS3 E5

Jimbo teaches Tweek the Oppenheimer Technique.
06/23/1999
01:24

Failing Home Ec.
South ParkS3 E5

Kenny's failing Home Ec, but he's terrified of Shop class.
06/23/1999
00:53

Hospital Fight
South ParkS3 E5

The boys admit to making stuff up to start the fight.
06/23/1999
01:09

Perverted Games
South ParkS3 E12

Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.
11/10/1999
01:47

Marklar to Marklar
South ParkS3 E13

Kyle speaks to the Marklarians.
11/17/1999
02:59

A History of Sexual Abuse
South ParkS3 E17

Mr. Garrison has issues with going to Arkansas.
01/12/2000
00:56

I Would Have Made Him Do It
South ParkS3 E17

Mr. Garrison confronts his mother.
01/12/2000
02:23

Mr. Grazier
South ParkS5 E2

The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.
06/27/2001
03:33

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
South ParkS5 E2

Timmy and Jimmy fight.
06/27/2001
02:43

We Have to Be Tough
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.
12/05/2001
02:52

Aspen Youth Center Dance
South ParkS6 E2

Stan agrees to race Tad down the deadly K-13 slope. Youth center is on the line.
03/13/2002
00:53

More Like Stan Darsh
South ParkS6 E2

An experienced skier picks on Stan for no reason.
03/13/2002
02:26

All The Cool Teens
South ParkS6 E2

Stan races Tad the Champion Skier and loses.
03/13/2002
01:09

More Lies
South ParkS6 E16

Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.
12/04/2002
02:47

Protestors Hug
South ParkS7 E4

Cartman saves the day with what he learned from his flashback.
04/09/2003
01:01

Dividing the Town
South ParkS7 E4

The pro-war side and the anti-war side fight it out.
04/09/2003
00:45

How Very Very Relevant
South ParkS7 E4

Congress argues over war.
04/09/2003
01:16

SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
South ParkS7 E4

Stan and Kyle didn't prepare their presentation.
04/09/2003
01:26

Metrophobia
South ParkS7 E8

The South Park metrosexuals decide to hold a pride parade.
10/22/2003
01:25

Initiation Rites
South ParkS7 E12

Stan set out to kick Gary's ass and winds up with a dinner invitation.
11/19/2003
00:52

Cartman Boards In Kyle
South ParkS7 E13

Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.
12/03/2003
01:07

Cartman's Betrayal
South ParkS8 E9

Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.
11/03/2004
04:08

Fort Collins Can't Play (Music Montage)
South ParkS9 E5

The boys can't lose even when they try.
04/06/2005
03:37

Bat Daded
South ParkS9 E5

Randy disqualifies South Park by getting into a fight with Bat Dad.
04/06/2005
01:51

Not Gonna Go
South ParkS9 E5

Randy decides to skip the game.
04/06/2005
00:50

The Three Murders Bake Cake
South ParkS10 E11

The three murderers prepare to bake a new cake. Just as they're starting, they get into an argument and stab each other.
10/25/2006
01:04

Stan Gets It?
South ParkS11 E1

Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
03/07/2007
00:49

Photo is Missing
South ParkS11 E2

Cartman screams at Kyle for stealing the picture of him with his penis in Butters' mouth.
03/14/2007
02:04

Shut Your F-ing Mouth, Laughing Baby!
South ParkS12 E4

The Internet stars battle it out for theoretical dollars.
04/02/2008