South Park
Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
Season 1 E 9 • 12/17/1997
Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
Tags:StanWendyMr. Hankey The Christmas PooCartmanKennyChefHowdy HoFightsMayor McDanielsChristmas

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01:32
South ParkS1 E9
Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
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01:25
South ParkS2 E18
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01/20/1999
01:48
South ParkS3 E5
The Fight Begins
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06/23/1999
02:12
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01:44
South ParkS3 E5
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06/23/1999
01:20
South ParkS3 E5
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06/23/1999
01:05
South ParkS3 E5
How Do You Fight?
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06/23/1999
01:03
South ParkS3 E5
The Oppenheimer Technique
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
06/23/1999
01:24
South ParkS3 E5
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Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
06/23/1999
00:53
South ParkS3 E5
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01:09
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South ParkS6 E2
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03/13/2002
01:10
South ParkS6 E16
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12/04/2002
02:48
South ParkS7 E4
Protestors Hug
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04/09/2003
01:01
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04/09/2003
00:45
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How Very Very Relevant
Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
01:16
South ParkS7 E4
SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
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01:27
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01:25
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00:52
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12/03/2003
01:07
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11/03/2004
04:08
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04/06/2005
03:37
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Bat Daded
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04/06/2005
01:51
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