Watching

01:48

Garrison is Dismissed
South ParkS1 E2

The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:41

After Practice
South ParkS1 E4

After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
09/03/1997
02:23

Complaints Everywhere
South ParkS1

The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
09/17/1997
01:51

Celebrity Judge: Tina Yothers
South ParkS1

Wendy wins best costume in the costume contest and Stan is awarded worst costume. Meanwhile, zombie Clyde begins his rampage with Bebe.
10/29/1997
02:04

Black Leather
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
01:49

Dodgeball
South ParkS2 E5

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
06/03/1998
01:22

Extra Credit
South ParkS2 E11

Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
09/02/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
South ParkS2 E12

Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
09/23/1998
01:48

The Fight Begins
South ParkS3 E5

Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.
06/23/1999
01:44

But Red Racer's On
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
06/23/1999
01:20

Fight Announcement
South ParkS3 E5

The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.
06/23/1999
01:19

Tommy's Face
South ParkS3 E5

Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.
06/23/1999
01:44

1-555-SUE-THEM
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.
07/07/1999
01:17

Legal Problems
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.
07/07/1999
01:51

The Battle of the Sexes
South ParkS4 E2

The boys win the sled race against the girls.
04/12/2000
00:38

2nd Fattest Kid
South ParkS4 E2

The boys seek a replacement fat ass for Cartman.
04/12/2000
01:19

Bricks and Groans
South ParkS4 E2

The boys try to use bricks to get their sled to work
04/12/2000
00:34

Not Invited
South ParkS4 E5

Cartman brags to Stan and Kyle about NAMBLA.
06/21/2000
00:24

Clyde Likes Tacos
South ParkS4 E6

Only Kenny, Butters, and Timmy will help Stan with his plan to get Kyle a kidney.
06/28/2000
02:18

Debate Teams
South ParkS4 E7

The debate teams are assigned.
07/05/2000
01:12

Planning the March
South ParkS4 E7

Chef tries to organize an anti-flag march.
07/05/2000
02:27

Third Grade Memories
South ParkS4 E11

The students decide they want to time-travel back to the third grade.
11/08/2000
02:49

Renegade Wheelchair
South ParkS4 E11

Timmy's wheelchair is out of control and set with explosives.
11/08/2000
01:19

New Fourth Graders
South ParkS4 E11

The new fourth graders decide to moon their new teacher.
11/08/2000
00:58

Ms. Choksondik
South ParkS4 E11

Ms. Choksondik is a mean lady with flabby breasts.
11/08/2000
00:46

Timmy In Time
South ParkS4 E11

The kids need to reunite the nerds to get another time machine built.
11/08/2000
01:06

Convincing Pizza Face
South ParkS4 E11

The kids convince one of the nerds to build another time machine.
11/08/2000
01:48

Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
South ParkS4 E13

The Broadway turkey will not work with handicapped turkeys.
11/22/2000
02:07

Gobbles!
South ParkS4 E13

Geoffrey Maynard knows a trick-performing turkey that can replace Gobbles.
11/22/2000
01:14

Three's a Crowd
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.
07/25/2001
01:56

Ben Assfleck
South ParkS5 E9

Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.
11/14/2001
00:53

Grounded Butters
South ParkS5 E9

Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.
11/14/2001
00:49

Butters' Face
South ParkS5 E9

Butters gets grounded again.
11/14/2001
02:29

The Trailer
South ParkS6 E5

The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.
04/03/2002
02:00

The Field Narrows
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002
01:51

Let the Games Begin
South ParkS6 E6

The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.
04/10/2002
01:32

Elimination Round
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.
04/10/2002
00:54

Feragon, Asshole
South ParkS6 E13

The boys give the porn movie to Clyde.
11/13/2002
01:22

Paladin w/ A High Constitution
South ParkS6 E13

Token agrees to watch the porn to see whether he falls under its spell.
11/13/2002
01:34

Talonguard The Black
South ParkS6 E13

Token is out. The Boys goes to the Two Towers video store to return the "One Movie."
11/13/2002