The Fight Begins
South Park
Season 3 E 5 • 06/23/1999

Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.

Watching

01:48

Garrison is Dismissed
South ParkS1 E2

The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:41

After Practice
South ParkS1 E4

After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
09/03/1997
02:23

Complaints Everywhere
South ParkS1 E6

The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
09/17/1997
01:51

Celebrity Judge: Tina Yothers
South ParkS1 E7

Wendy wins best costume in the costume contest and Stan is awarded worst costume. Meanwhile, zombie Clyde begins his rampage with Bebe.
10/29/1997
02:04

Black Leather
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
01:49

Dodgeball
South ParkS2 E5

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
06/03/1998
01:01

Vietnam Assignment
South ParkS2 E6

As Mr. Garrison is telling the class they have to interview a Vietnam veteran, he has a homoerotic war flashback.
06/10/1998
01:22

Extra Credit
South ParkS2 E11

Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
09/02/1998
02:23

Truth or Dare
South ParkS2 E12

Bebe kisses Kyle when they play truth or dare with Stan and Wendy. It's bedtime for Cartman, but unfortunately the runaways invited some friends over.
09/23/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
South ParkS2 E12

Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
09/23/1998
01:48

The Fight Begins
South ParkS3 E5

Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.
06/23/1999
01:44

But Red Racer's On
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
06/23/1999
01:20

Fight Announcement
South ParkS3 E5

The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.
06/23/1999
01:19

Tommy's Face
South ParkS3 E5

Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.
06/23/1999
01:44

1-555-SUE-THEM
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.
07/07/1999
01:17

Legal Problems
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.
07/07/1999
02:28

Menstrual Cycle Song
South ParkS3 E16

While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
12/29/1999
01:51

The Battle of the Sexes
South ParkS4 E2

The boys win the sled race against the girls.
04/12/2000
00:38

2nd Fattest Kid
South ParkS4 E2

The boys seek a replacement fat ass for Cartman.
04/12/2000
01:19

Bricks and Groans
South ParkS4 E2

The boys try to use bricks to get their sled to work
04/12/2000
00:34

Not Invited
South ParkS4 E5

Cartman brags to Stan and Kyle about NAMBLA.
06/21/2000
00:24

Clyde Likes Tacos
South ParkS4 E6

Only Kenny, Butters, and Timmy will help Stan with his plan to get Kyle a kidney.
06/28/2000
02:18

Debate Teams
South ParkS4 E7

The debate teams are assigned.
07/05/2000
01:12

Planning the March
South ParkS4 E7

Chef tries to organize an anti-flag march.
07/05/2000
02:27

Third Grade Memories
South ParkS4 E11

The students decide they want to time-travel back to the third grade.
11/08/2000
02:49

Renegade Wheelchair
South ParkS4 E11

Timmy's wheelchair is out of control and set with explosives.
11/08/2000
01:19

New Fourth Graders
South ParkS4 E11

The new fourth graders decide to moon their new teacher.
11/08/2000
00:58

Ms. Choksondik
South ParkS4 E11

Ms. Choksondik is a mean lady with flabby breasts.
11/08/2000
00:46

Timmy In Time
South ParkS4 E11

The kids need to reunite the nerds to get another time machine built.
11/08/2000
01:06

Convincing Pizza Face
South ParkS4 E11

The kids convince one of the nerds to build another time machine.
11/08/2000
01:48

Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
South ParkS4 E13

The Broadway turkey will not work with handicapped turkeys.
11/22/2000
02:07

Gobbles!
South ParkS4 E13

Geoffrey Maynard knows a trick-performing turkey that can replace Gobbles.
11/22/2000
01:38

The Kid Who Had His Weiner Bitten Off By A Pony
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman holds a meeting to rally support for his cause -- bringing the Scott Tenormans of the world to justice.
07/11/2001
01:14

Three's a Crowd
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.
07/25/2001
01:56

Ben Assfleck
South ParkS5 E9

Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.
11/14/2001
00:53

Grounded Butters
South ParkS5 E9

Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.
11/14/2001
00:49

Butters' Face
South ParkS5 E9

Butters gets grounded again.
11/14/2001
03:15

Tolkien's Prayers Answered
South ParkS5 E11

Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
11/28/2001
02:29

The Trailer
South ParkS6 E5

The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.
04/03/2002
02:00

The Field Narrows
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002