Totally Screwed
South Park
Season 1 E 3 • 08/27/1997

Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.

Watching

03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
South ParkS1 E1

Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
01:37

Totally Screwed
South ParkS1 E3

Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.
08/27/1997
01:23

Show and Tell
South ParkS1 E8

Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell.
11/19/1997
00:28

I'm Sorry God
South ParkS1 E8

Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
11/19/1997
00:47

Birthday Party
South ParkS1 E10

At the party, Chef decides the fight can wait so he can sample some of Ms. Cartman's "Chili."
02/04/1998
01:05

Presents
South ParkS1 E11

The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
02/11/1998
03:01

Drunken Barn Dance
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
02/25/1998
02:41

In the Ghetto
South ParkS2 E10

The boys aren't enjoying their stay at Kenny's House. He only has ColecoVision to play with, and they have to eat frozen waffles for dinner without any side dishes
08/26/1998
00:42

Meatloaf
South ParkS2 E14

The boys get some more help from Meatloaf, because Chef is partially responsible for his name.
10/07/1998
00:36

Garrison Locked Up
South ParkS2 E14

Mr. Garrison is caught yelling at Mr. Hat and throwing him out of the house. Officer Barbrady and the doctors lock him up.
10/07/1998
03:04

Next To The Twelve Person Jacuzzi
South ParkS3 E1

The "Getting Gay With Kids" gang runs into a revolutionary militia group.
04/07/1999
00:47

Pissing Me Off
South ParkS3 E4

The Jackovasaur is really, really annoying.
06/16/1999
01:06

Parents Are No Help
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.
06/23/1999
01:33

Impuritor
South ParkS3 E9

Elder Garth traps Moses in a conch shell.
07/28/1999
01:37

Mr. Wyland
South ParkS4 E6

The class gets a substitute teacher.
06/28/2000
00:50

Kyle Vomits
South ParkS4 E6

Miss Information says Kyle's getting better, but Stan's not so sure.
06/28/2000
02:24

Fingerbang Live Onstage
South ParkS4 E8

Randy Marsh gets a second chance at boy band stardom.
07/12/2000
02:10

Like Tiffany?
South ParkS4 E8

The band auditions for the mall manager.
07/12/2000
01:19

New Fourth Graders
South ParkS4 E11

The new fourth graders decide to moon their new teacher.
11/08/2000
01:50

A Dickens Classic
South ParkS4 E14

Malcolm McDowell introduces the story of Pip's origins. A true Dickens classic.
11/29/2000
00:40

When I Was in Prison...
South ParkS4 E15

Cartman hates the meals available at fat camp.
12/06/2000
02:20

Little Nuggets
South ParkS4 E17

The boys meet Mr. Hankey's little nuggets.
12/20/2000
01:53

Big Silly Goose
South ParkS5 E2

Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.
06/27/2001
00:47

The Pubes of Every Kid In Town
South ParkS5 E4

Scott makes a pot of chili with a bag of pubes mixed in.
07/11/2001
01:42

Kelron 4000
South ParkS5 E9

The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.
11/14/2001
00:40

Rich Embarrassment
South ParkS5 E11

Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
11/28/2001
01:18

Succulent Shrimp
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.
12/05/2001
01:45

Thumper, The Super-Cool Ski Instructor
South ParkS6 E2

The boys get a skiing lesson from an instructor named Thumper.
03/13/2002
00:53

More Like Stan Darsh
South ParkS6 E2

An experienced skier picks on Stan for no reason.
03/13/2002
02:26

All The Cool Teens
South ParkS6 E2

Stan races Tad the Champion Skier and loses.
03/13/2002
01:11

Atheists Club Meeting
South ParkS6 E8

The South Park Atheists meet and crap out their mouths.
07/03/2002
01:35

In Our Own Backyard
South ParkS6 E11

Friends and neighbors can no longer be trusted with children in South Park.
07/24/2002
01:01

Lock-In Standoff
South ParkS7 E2

Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Bloods and Crips in the rec center.
03/26/2003
01:51

Flesh Starved Cannibals
South ParkS7 E11

Cartman locks Butters in an old refrigerator.
11/12/2003
01:35

Cloud Toxic Radiation
South ParkS7 E11

Butters must spend six more days in the bomb shelter.
11/12/2003
01:10

What The Sam Heck Are you Doing?
South ParkS8 E5

Cartman destroys Butters' room looking for the video tape.
04/14/2004
01:13

Cartman Eats Tooth Paste
South ParkS8 E5

Butters and AWESOM-O arrive in Los Angeles.
04/14/2004
01:19

All Are Welcome
South ParkS8 E9

Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.
11/03/2004
01:06

Butters is Sold
South ParkS8 E12

Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.
12/01/2004
03:15

The Whore Off
South ParkS8 E12

Mr. Slave wins the whore off by putting Paris Hilton up his ass.
12/01/2004