South Park
Succulent Shrimp
Season 5 E 13 • 12/05/2001
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
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02/04/1998
01:05
South ParkS1 E11
Presents
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02/11/1998
03:01
South ParkS1 E13
Drunken Barn Dance
Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
02/25/1998
02:41
South ParkS2 E10
In the Ghetto
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03:04
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04/07/1999
00:47
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06/16/1999
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South ParkS3 E5
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South ParkS3 E9
Impuritor
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South ParkS4 E6
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11/29/2000
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01:42
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Kelron 4000
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11/14/2001
00:40
South ParkS5 E12
Rich Embarrassment
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11/28/2001
01:18
South ParkS5 E13
Succulent Shrimp
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
12/05/2001
01:45
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03/13/2002
00:54
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02:26
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All The Cool Teens
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01:11
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03/26/2003
01:51
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11/12/2003
01:35
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Cloud Toxic Radiation
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11/12/2003
00:44
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01:13
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01:19
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11/03/2004
01:06
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